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Re: I weep for ....
« Reply #60 on: October 29, 2012, 05:06:08 PM »
They were playing against our offense.  Duh!!!

Unless it's the bubble screen because by the looks of it, that play kills in these great weeks of practice.
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« Reply #61 on: October 29, 2012, 05:19:40 PM »
Just watched some highlights of Wallace and Uzomah.  I was long gone from the stadium and was listening on the radio.  I'm well aware he was probably playing against the 2's, 3's and 5's for A&M, but damn it, that was the first time all year a QB has looked decisive and confident.  In the practice I saw preseason, he threw a lot of passes and looked like a 5th grade girl having a seizure.  But, those were pretty passes.  Someone said a couple more were on the money but dropped.  No?  And Uzomah is a good looking athlete. 

Am I looking for anything to make me feel better?  Probably.  This kid needs to start Saturday and get as many reps as possible.  Hey, I know...let's bring Kyle Tazer in to run the Mildcat.
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« Reply #62 on: October 29, 2012, 07:34:01 PM »
I'll put in order for a few extra jars of mead.
#winning
We need a portable still.
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« Reply #63 on: October 29, 2012, 08:02:16 PM »
#winning
We need a portable still.
With all due respect, that is the last thing this group needs unless the bodies can remain where they fall until morning.
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« Reply #64 on: October 29, 2012, 08:19:48 PM »
Just watched some highlights of Wallace and Uzomah.  I was long gone from the stadium and was listening on the radio.  I'm well aware he was probably playing against the 2's, 3's and 5's for A&M, but damn it, that was the first time all year a QB has looked decisive and confident.  In the practice I saw preseason, he threw a lot of passes and looked like a 5th grade girl having a seizure.  But, those were pretty passes.  Someone said a couple more were on the money but dropped.  No?  And Uzomah is a good looking athlete.  

Am I looking for anything to make me feel better?  Probably.  This kid needs to start Saturday and get as many reps as possible.  Hey, I know...let's bring Kyle Tazer in to run the Mildcat.

And all that adds up to is you will see the same bullshit Sat morning against an really inferior team that we may or may not beat.
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« Reply #65 on: October 29, 2012, 09:54:44 PM »
Did you get a shot of my three way?  I need to submit proof to the Bucket List Committee.

Pretty sure I got this.

So an auburn girl, ex Auburn player and a midget are at a tailgate.....
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« Reply #66 on: October 30, 2012, 10:04:43 AM »
Pretty sure I got this.

So an auburn girl, ex Auburn player and a midget are at a tailgate.....

Truth is stranger hotter than fiction.
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« Reply #67 on: October 30, 2012, 10:08:28 AM »
I'm sure after posting here for so long you expected VV to show up and hump you instead.  Sorry to disappoint.

I had other arrangements.  Shire Strippers, Inc. is going well...except for the fact that you fuckers stole an employee of mine this past weekend.
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« Reply #68 on: October 30, 2012, 10:37:49 AM »
So to summarize.. it was a good tailgate, there was alcohol, and there were tittays?!?!? Damned Huntsville plague keeping me at home...argh
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« Reply #69 on: October 30, 2012, 11:03:06 AM »
So to summarize.. it was a good tailgate, there was alcohol, and there were tittays?!?!? Damned Huntsville plague keeping me at home...argh

Really disappointed that you didn't make it down.  This work excuse has to stop.  Priorities and stuff.
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Re: I weep for ....
« Reply #70 on: October 30, 2012, 11:51:26 AM »
Truth is stranger hotter than fiction.
There were no feet involved.
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Re: I weep for ....
« Reply #71 on: October 30, 2012, 12:31:18 PM »
So to summarize.. it was a good tailgate, there was alcohol, and there were tittays?!?!? Damned Huntsville plague keeping me at home...argh
And a midget,one female port-a-potty-One giant trash bag port-a-potty for the guys, great chow and good company.

There was also a shitty football game.
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« Reply #72 on: October 30, 2012, 03:12:07 PM »
Truth is stranger hotter than fiction.

Dallas should be posting it soon.

Sorry dude but no feet or hairy puss pics were taken.
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« Reply #73 on: October 30, 2012, 03:14:50 PM »
Courtesy of GH

   

The entertainment:

   
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #74 on: October 30, 2012, 03:19:42 PM »
Courtesy of GH

   

The entertainment:

   

Buzz is one smoove pimp. Always near the action. And with booze

To buzz  :bar:
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« Reply #75 on: October 30, 2012, 03:25:22 PM »
Buzz is one smoove pimp. Always near the action. And with booze

To buzz  :bar:

Sunday morning:

 
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« Reply #76 on: October 30, 2012, 03:28:45 PM »
Sunday morning:



Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.
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« Reply #77 on: October 30, 2012, 03:29:45 PM »
Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.

You talking about the alka seltzer or the ensuing dump?
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Re: I weep for ....
« Reply #78 on: October 30, 2012, 03:37:54 PM »
My head still hurts.
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« Reply #79 on: October 30, 2012, 03:38:22 PM »
You talking about the alka seltzer or the ensuing dump?

I heard one of the grounds crew in our area bitchin because one of the females went #2 in there little port-a-potty and it clearly said (No waste).
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