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Cat Fight!

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Cat Fight!
« on: July 21, 2008, 03:14:53 AM »
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2008, 09:55:19 AM »
That's it, someone put together a mud pit and let's settle this thing the right way. 
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2008, 10:11:07 AM »
My money's on Danica.  And she was in the right too.  The other chick was being an asshole.
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2008, 10:50:02 AM »
That's it, someone put together a mud pit and let's settle this thing the right way. 

Mud will never work!  We need Jello, pudding or baby oil...  Yeah...  That's it.   :gig:
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2008, 12:40:58 PM »
My money's on Danica.  And she was in the right too.  The other chick was being an asshole.
I dunno, that other chick quite a bit of latina in her. I think she'd take Danica. Now, if Danica had jumped across that toolbox after having that towel thrown at her (and shown a little wildcat of her own), I'd agree with you.
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2008, 02:25:03 PM »
I dunno, that other chick quite a bit of latina in her. I think she'd take Danica. Now, if Danica had jumped across that toolbox after having that towel thrown at her (and shown a little wildcat of her own), I'd agree with you.
Just because she showed a little class and dignity?  She was better than the other chick and it showed.  I'd still take Danica any day.
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2008, 03:18:04 PM »
The first rule of fight club is there are no rules.

The second rule of fight club is class and dignity get you nowhere in a catfight. Having witnessed several quality catfights at Ed's Lounge in Pell City, I can honestly say that the ones with the temper usually always came out the winner. The chicks that tried employing class usually wound up with chunks of hair missing.

The only sure way to settle this is to have Danica and the other gal meet in Pell City, guzzle down a case of Budweisers (or fuzzy navels) ,then meet in the parking lot amid a circle of hootin' and hollerin' male referees.

My $20 rides with the latina.
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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2008, 03:36:59 PM »
The first rule of fight club is there are no rules.

The second rule of fight club is class and dignity get you nowhere in a catfight. Having witnessed several quality catfights at Ed's Lounge in Pell City, I can honestly say that the ones with the temper usually always came out the winner. The chicks that tried employing class usually wound up with chunks of hair missing.

The only sure way to settle this is to have Danica and the other gal meet in Pell City, guzzle down a case of Budweisers (or fuzzy navels) ,then meet in the parking lot amid a circle of hootin' and hollerin' male referees.

My $20 rides with the latina.

I don't give a shit who wins as long as I am present.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2008, 04:54:48 PM »
I don't give a shit who wins as long as I am present.

And clothes get ripped off in the process...
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2008, 04:55:00 PM »
I don't give a shit who wins as long as I am present.
and some of their clothes must be torn off.
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2008, 02:21:29 AM »
Jello makes for a fun throwdown and one breast must be in plain view :thumbsup:
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2008, 01:15:28 PM »
Gentlemen (and Tiger Wench), I present the other cat in the fight....Milka Duno


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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2008, 01:19:14 PM »
DSL!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2008, 01:21:44 PM »
Dem Venezulans grow some nice ladies down dere  :thumbsup:
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2008, 02:46:24 PM »
Danica is still better.
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2008, 02:57:50 PM »
Better driver....sure. Better looking - absolutely not. Better fighter - maybe......we'll see.

Milka has won an event on American soil. Danica had that race in Japan handed to her.
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2008, 03:43:07 PM »
I see Tag it vs. Bag it in the very near future.
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« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2008, 03:45:23 PM »
Better driver....sure. Better looking - absolutely not. Better fighter - maybe......we'll see.

Milka has won an event on American soil. Danica had that race in Japan handed to her.

Have you seen the Danica FHM Pics?  I'll take Danica all day long.

http://www.indymotorspeedway.com/danica.htm
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2008, 04:02:02 PM »
WOW.  I say let Milka do a "Spread" and we'll judge the two side by side.  I have a feeling that she could put on a pretty good show too.
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Re: Cat Fight!
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2008, 04:09:01 PM »
Tag it.  Oops, sorry.  Wrong thread.
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