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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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New & Improved

Which one is it?  I love it when they say preferred 2 to 1 over the leading brand.  Really? then shouldn't you be the leading brand?  And your shit is so much better than the leading brand....why are they the leading brand? 

And $79.99.  No really...that sounds so much better than $80.00.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Auburn Offense...wait, what?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Which one is it?  I love it when they say preferred 2 to 1 over the leading brand.  Really? then shouldn't you be the leading brand?  And your shit is so much better than the leading brand....why are they the leading brand? 

And $79.99.  No really...that sounds so much better than $80.00.

And who is that 5th dentist that doesn't recommend Tooth paste?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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The topic mentions black helicopters and tin foil.

BF is nowhere to be seen.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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"I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg

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Not even going to try and figure out how this post relates to the thread.  But I fully intend on fapping to it.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Good gawd, P.  Just got back from cleaning up. Now, I gotta' go again.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

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You motherfucker.
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Good gawd, P.  Just got back from cleaning up. Now, I gotta' go again.
That's the ”Babysitter Twins” Electra and Elisa (iirc).

They're ”cleaning” each other in that pic.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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I like 'em round and big, and when I'm thrown a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin like a animal...
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

Vandy Vol

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You motherfucker.

That's not how it goes.  It's, "I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover..."
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin