Hop in my Black Helicopter, put your tinfoil hat on, and lets go for a ride.

CCTAU · « **Reply #20 on:** October 24, 2012, 02:13:10 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 24, 2012, 02:00:58 PM

You are always right there when I need you.

I'm not a fan of hiring BP. But if this crap is true, I am all on board. Who in the hell is the SEC to tell us who to hire?

This is our cowpie, let us wallow in it without interference.

JR4AU · « **Reply #21 on:** October 24, 2012, 02:17:00 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on October 24, 2012, 02:13:10 PM

I'm not a fan of hiring BP. But if this crap is true, I am all on board. Who in the hell is the SEC to tell us who to hire?

This is our cowpie, let us wallow in it without interference.

Damn right. And if this shit is true, and it is bammer driven, fuck them all harder. Come on BMFP!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #22 on:** October 24, 2012, 02:30:34 PM »

Point to ponder...

Are they really scared of FCBMFP or do they want us to think they are so we go harder after him?
Oh, and why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #23 on:** October 24, 2012, 02:33:26 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 24, 2012, 02:30:34 PM

Point to ponder...

Are they really scared of FCBMFP or do they want us to think they are so we go harder after him?
Oh, and why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or is it a cool opotamus?

Ogre · « **Reply #24 on:** October 24, 2012, 02:45:33 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 24, 2012, 02:30:34 PM

Point to ponder...

Are they really scared of FCBMFP or do they want us to think they are so we go harder after him?
Oh, and why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

...or is Saban leaving for the Browns and they want to hold off so they can hire BMFP themselves?!?!?!

Godfather · « **Reply #25 on:** October 24, 2012, 02:54:01 PM »

Point of order isn't it BJFP?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #26 on:** October 24, 2012, 02:55:57 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 24, 2012, 02:54:01 PM

Point of order isn't it BJFP?

Bobby Just Fired Petrino?

Bobby Jelly Fries Petrino?

Bobby Just Fine Petrino?

Bobby Jism Fap Petrino?

Godfather · « **Reply #27 on:** October 24, 2012, 02:56:17 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 24, 2012, 02:33:26 PM

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or is it a cool opotamus?

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

Godfather · « **Reply #28 on:** October 24, 2012, 02:56:46 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 24, 2012, 02:55:57 PM

Bobby Just Fired Petrino?

Bobby Jelly Fries Petrino?

Bobby Just Fine Petrino?

Bobby Jism Fap Petrino?

Bobby "Jessica Fucking" Petrino

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #29 on:** October 24, 2012, 02:57:45 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 24, 2012, 02:56:17 PM

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

The Six · « **Reply #30 on:** October 24, 2012, 03:00:10 PM »

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Godfather · « **Reply #31 on:** October 24, 2012, 03:00:35 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 24, 2012, 02:57:45 PM

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Godfather · « **Reply #32 on:** October 24, 2012, 03:03:40 PM »

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** October 24, 2012, 03:05:15 PM »

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

Godfather · « **Reply #34 on:** October 24, 2012, 03:08:09 PM »

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #35 on:** October 24, 2012, 03:09:54 PM »

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

Ogre · « **Reply #36 on:** October 24, 2012, 03:21:58 PM »

I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,"Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #37 on:** October 24, 2012, 03:33:11 PM »

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

CCTAU · « **Reply #38 on:** October 24, 2012, 03:34:34 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 24, 2012, 03:33:11 PM

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

"Little person" asshole! Little person!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #39 on:** October 24, 2012, 03:36:48 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on October 24, 2012, 03:34:34 PM

"Little person" asshole! Little person!

A little person's asshole? Mmmm.....