Alarming Stats

Jumbo · « **on:** October 21, 2012, 11:48:51 AM »

@AUGoldMine: Out of 120 teams, Auburn ranked 119 in total offense, 118 in scoring, 117 in INTs, 115 in turnovers, 113 in passing, 112 in turnover margin.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2012, 11:58:37 AM »

A bumbfuckling of biblical proportions.

AUownsU · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2012, 12:05:00 PM »

A sign they've already told Chizik he is gone, is the fact that he hasn't already fired CSL. Seriously the PTB need to step up and chop some motherfucking heads today and start talking to the players to convince them not to jump ship. Rumors of Blakely and Florence quitting.

If true Mason won't have to worry about getting all the carries he wants. He will be the only scholarship RB left on the roster next year.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2012, 12:06:23 PM »

Didn't ole gene say he was getting more involved with the offense?

Based on those number I would say he is.

And lets have some fun with those numbers and our suckage. Lets get the NCAA to let us have a bowl game with what ever team ends up at 119th (we should be 120th by end of the year) We can call it a couple of names.

The Suck bowl Sponsored by the Porn industry.

The Abortion bowl Sponsored by some free clinic.

The losing coach at the end of the game has to go to mid field gets his head shaved and fired on the spot.

chinook · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2012, 12:50:17 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 21, 2012, 12:06:23 PM

The Suck bowl Sponsored by the Porn industry.

we say, otherwise.

JR4AU · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2012, 01:09:31 PM »

We sux beyond all suckage.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2012, 01:45:07 PM »

BREAKING NEWS

We are now ranked dead last - 120th out of 120 teams - in offense.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/statistics/team/_/stat/total/sort/netTotalYards

Film at 11.

GH2001 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2012, 01:51:35 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on October 21, 2012, 01:45:07 PM

BREAKING NEWS

We are now ranked dead last - 120th out of 120 teams - in offense.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/statistics/team/_/stat/total/sort/netTotalYards

Film at 11.

Yardage and scoring.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2012, 01:54:50 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on October 21, 2012, 01:51:35 PM

Yardage and scoring.

The 2 that really matter.

GH2001 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2012, 01:57:53 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on October 21, 2012, 01:54:50 PM

The 2 that really matter.

I've rarely seen a team that is first or last in both. We just suck at it all. Yards, points and turnovers.

jmar · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2012, 02:47:14 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on October 21, 2012, 01:57:53 PM

I've rarely seen a team that is first or last in both. We just suck at it all. Yards, points and turnovers.

And we do/don't do all that in three quarters of play.

auburnredwing · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:41:01 PM »

Theodore da roof is on fire has a top 25 defense

I'll hang up and listen

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:50:37 PM »

Quote from: auburnredwing on October 21, 2012, 06:41:01 PM

Theodore da roof is on fire has a top 25 defense

I'll hang up and listen

Another sign of where the problem really is.

RWS · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2012, 07:03:56 PM »

What's sad is that in '08, without a real OC for half of the season, AU was still better in those offensive categories than this year's team. AND they managed to win 5 games that season. They fired a coach like CTT for that shit. If they don't fire Chizik for this season, then there are some poor decisions being made.