More Cass, Less Kris

[dallaswareagle]

You guys have it easy - one hand to fap, the other to hold the visual aid.

Hold nothing- put in the DVD and watch.

 

[chinook]

My point exactly.

b.t.w.  the 14" jelly dong is being shipped tomorrow. 

[Godfather]

Hold nothing- put in the DVD and watch.

 

that TV is not keen

[AUTiger1]

Hold nothing- put in the DVD and watch.

ppppffffttttttttttt.....why buy a DVD when the Interwebs is free?

[dallaswareagle]

that TV is not keen

Only my cars are. I can't afford too much Keen.

[Buzz Killington]

ppppffffttttttttttt.....why buy a DVD when the Interwebs is free?

^^^This^^^

[Snaggletiger]

ppppffffttttttttttt.....why buy a DVD when the Interwebs is free?

Because teh porns grab hold of your computer in mysterious ways and every time your child uses said computer, ads for black on white action and chicks with dicks pop up and won't go away.


Not that I was looking at black/white action or chicks with dicks sites....I mean in general....um, what?

[AUTiger1]

Because teh porns grab hold of your computer in mysterious ways and every time your child uses said computer, ads for black on white action and chicks with dicks pop up and won't go away.


Not that I was looking at black/white action or chicks with dicks sites....I mean in general....um, what?

You need to hire and IT guy.

[Godfather]

Not that I was looking at black/white action or chicks with dicks sites....I mean in general....um, what?

Perhaps Mrs. Snaggle was.

[Snaggletiger]

Perhaps Mrs. Snaggle was.

No, it wasn't her.  I just....wait....that bitch!!!

[AU_Tiger_2000]

You guys have it easy - one hand to fap, the other to hold the visual aid.

As you get older it takes two hands, one to fap, the other to keep the boys from bouncing around too much.

[DnATL]

As you get older it takes two hands, one to fap, the other to keep the boys from bouncing around too much.

They do tend to get a bit slippery in the showers

[wesfau2]

They do tend to get a bit slippery in the showers

Oh my.  I laughed, then felt bad for a few counts...then I laughed some more.

Fuckin A.

[JR4AU]

Vand Gorder needs to realize his nickle package is getting schemed to death and that is a big reason we are getting raped on the ground. If there is a TE or 2 backs in the game, he needs to have 3 LBs on the field. Either that or do some late shifting (which I hardly ever see) and drop a safety down in the box before the ball is snapped. AU's defense does 0 in terms of creating confusion for the offense. Thats a big reason AU only has 1 int this season. Teams all year have been lining up in 3 WR sets, identifying AU's nickle package and popping big run plays. Its a numbers game, you've got 6 blocking 6 with the RB free to pick a hole. The only time this D has looked salty and stops people is when the D-line dominates. Since AU's D-line isn't capable of dominating every play (and very few teams are), BVG needs to get people in the box to help stop the run. He also needs to create confusion with different looks, stunts, and late shifts. Maybe its just me but I don't recall AU's DTs run a stunt all year. If teams throw for 500 yards a game so be it but this 200 yards rushing a game shit by our opponents has to stop.

Good stuff.  Haven't specifically looked at the defense as a whole that way.  Was looking the past few days at personnel.   Other than Holland, who we all know sucks.  Whittaker, Ford, the whole DL has been largely invisible and pushed around.  Bates is the only LB playing worth a shit.   

[Godfather]

Good stuff.  Haven't specifically looked at the defense as a whole that way.  Was looking the past few days at personnel.   Other than Holland, who we all know sucks.  Whittaker, Ford, the whole DL has been largely invisible and pushed around.  Bates is the only LB playing worth a shit.

stick to the offense

[JR4AU]

stick to the offense

The offensive suckage is hard to handle.

[jmar]

Vand Gorder needs to realize his nickle package is getting schemed to death and that is a big reason we are getting raped on the ground. If there is a TE or 2 backs in the game, he needs to have 3 LBs on the field. Either that or do some late shifting (which I hardly ever see) and drop a safety down in the box before the ball is snapped. AU's defense does 0 in terms of creating confusion for the offense. Thats a big reason AU only has 1 int this season. Teams all year have been lining up in 3 WR sets, identifying AU's nickle package and popping big run plays. Its a numbers game, you've got 6 blocking 6 with the RB free to pick a hole. The only time this D has looked salty and stops people is when the D-line dominates. Since AU's D-line isn't capable of dominating every play (and very few teams are), BVG needs to get people in the box to help stop the run. He also needs to create confusion with different looks, stunts, and late shifts. Maybe its just me but I don't recall AU's DTs run a stunt all year. If teams throw for 500 yards a game so be it but this 200 yards rushing a game shit by our opponents has to stop.

Lemonier doesn't helps our run D and at 260 will get a shot at the NFL as a LB so why not move him to Mike and occaisionally work him from the end spot?

[Saniflush]

Oh my.  I laughed, then felt bad for a few counts...then I laughed some more.

Fuckin A.

Sexy children.

[wesfau2]

Sexy children.

Tarheel, you'll appreciate this...