OMG.... It really happened

[Kaos]

At a junior high game.  And just saw a team execute........

THE SIDEWAYS SNAP!!!!!

Looked like a swinging gate.  QB and center lined up three yards to the right of everybody else. 

One WR further right.

Backs, line and WR all to the left.

Center snapped ball SIDEWAYS to the back. 

Defense blew it the fuck up but still.  It's like spotting  a Sasquatch. 

[Pell City Tiger]

That's cool!

Pell City ran a few plays that were variations of the old Notre Dame box a couple of games ago. Four running backs lined up in the backfield with no quarterback. On one of the plays, two backs went right and one went left. The guy with the ball started towards the line, then threw a dump pass off to the tight end who ran a crossing pattern just behind the linebackers. It was a thing of beauty. The defense had no idea what was happening.

[JR4AU]

We got a couple of 2 point conversions last year off it, but when people saw it on film, it stopped working, but set up some other stuff.  Our LS this year can't make the snap consistently, so we haven't run it.  Looks cool when it works.   

[War Eagle!!!]

Fuck. You.

You know what you just did and that shit ain't funny...

[JR4AU]

Fuck. You.

You know what you just did and that shit ain't funny...

guess I missed sumpin

[jmar]

guess I missed sumpin

Think he was teased by the title thinking perhaps the PTB cleaned house and hired Jimmy Johnson...just a guess.

[DnATL]

We got a couple of 2 point conversions last year off it, but when people saw it on film, it stopped working, but set up some other stuff.  Our LS this year can't make the snap consistently, so we haven't run it.  Looks cool when it works.   

Snaggle weeps

[chinook]

Snaggle weeps

so did the virgin mary.

[Snaggletiger]

The long snapping has been the only consistent part of this team.  MVP, baby

[Godfather]

I hated you for this thread title last night.  I thought we had fired Gene. 

[Snaggletiger]

I hated you for this thread title last night.  I thought we had fired Gene. 

I thought RWS was spotted at a Bama game.

[RWS]

I thought RWS was spotted at a Bama game.

I thought you got your balls back.

[Snaggletiger]

I thought you got your balls back.

That ain't happenin'

[AU_Tiger_2000]

That ain't happenin'

I thought you could swap them for the shaft?

[Snaggletiger]

I thought you could swap them for the shaft?

I can but either way, it's a rental. They have to go back.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I can but either way, it's a rental. They have to go back.

If I had to choose, I'd keep the stick and lose the balls.  That way there's no danger of getting kicked in the crotch and you could still stand up to pee.  Plus even if you squatted, with balls and no stick I bet piss would just get all over your sack.

[Snaggletiger]

If I had to choose, I'd keep the stick and lose the balls.  That way there's no danger of getting kicked in the crotch and you could still stand up to pee.  Plus even if you squatted, with balls and no stick I bet piss would just get all over your sack.

You are wise in the ways of the genitals.  I think I'm going with shaft.

[dallaswareagle]

You are wise in the ways of the genitals.  I think I'm going with shaft.

Your a bad muth (shut my mouth)

[Snaggletiger]

Your a bad muth (shut my mouth)

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

[dallaswareagle]

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!