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« on: October 15, 2012, 09:46:35 AM »
May have been posted.  I haven't read all 8,000 posts since the cluster that was Saturday.  Since our MNC season, this team has dropped SEC games by deficits of:

21

17

18

28

38

35

24

19 games since 2010 and we're not even remotely competitive.  Okay, to be fair, we did only lose by 2 to LSU....so there's that.  I say we keep the margin of victory (By Vanderbilt) to under 20. 

On another note, I heard on teh sports talkies this morning that Chizik now says Farazha is hurt, Dismukes didn't make the trip (I knew he had an injury) Chris Davis was out, Dee Ford was out.  Did Lemonier even play? I saqw Sanders and Owens in a ton.   
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Re: More Proof
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2012, 09:50:13 AM »
Just saw the Frazieers injury thread.
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2012, 10:19:02 AM »
With this weekend's loss, we have replaced Ole Miss as the team with the longest losing streak against SEC opponents. I think by the margin of victories by our opponents, it's safe to say that we are the worst team in the entire SEC at present moment.

In all likelihood, we will place last in the SEC. Losing to every single team in the league.

People point to Barfield as our worst coach, but really they should point to Earl Brown.

In 1948 he was 0-8 in the SEC, and also lost to Clemson, tied La Tech, and only beat Southern Miss.

Two years later in 1950, he went a solid 0-10. He was fired.

Two years after that, Shug's second year in 1952, he beat Wofford & Clemson, but lost every other game.

Barfield got fired for going 0-6 in the SEC in 1980, but he was 5-6 overall.

1998 was the worst season that I personally remember, but hey, even then we at least beat Ole Miss. And both of our cupcakes. In those days, we would have tied our first cupcake, LaMonroe, and we would be sitting at 0-4-1.

So if we lose to Vandy next week, it pretty much guarantees that we have a worse season than 98. I'd say worse than the 1980 Barfield swan song, since at least he finished the season with 5 wins. Shug didn't get cupcakes, and at least he beat Clemson.

Therefore, I'd say you have to go back to Earl Brown's turd of a season in 1950 to find a season this bad in Auburn history.
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Re: More Proof
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2012, 10:56:54 AM »
So.....

We are the WORST team in the SEC in football.

Were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC baseball tournament.

And were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC basketball tournament.

Fuck...our program sucks...
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2012, 11:18:10 AM »
So.....

We are the WORST team in the SEC in football.

Were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC baseball tournament.

And were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC basketball tournament.

Fuck...our program sucks...

And swimming lost its coach.

Jay Jacobs RULES!
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2012, 11:18:44 AM »
Yeah but our equestrian team rocks!
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Re: More Proof
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2012, 11:22:55 AM »
Yeah but our equestrian team rocks!

THIS^^^  You people need to calm the fuck down. 
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2012, 11:25:46 AM »
THIS^^^  You people need to calm the fuck down.

Creed muthafuckers!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2012, 11:39:42 AM »
Creed muthafuckers!
I've created my own prison.
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2012, 12:00:20 PM »
I've created my own prison.

I am Weathered.
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Re: More Proof
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2012, 12:01:44 PM »
You people are higher than I thought.  We should welcome Chizik back for another year with arms wide open.
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2012, 12:14:05 PM »
So.....

We are the WORST team in the SEC in football.

Were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC baseball tournament.

And were seeded #10 out of 12 teams in the SEC basketball tournament.

Fuck...our program sucks...
Shouln't come from a sidewalk fan but you guys might need to organize an "ALL OUT" campaign to oust the AD on down for this miserable excuse of a program. Might start by allying with (gulp) other Auburn blog sites to get the ball rolling before it takes a decade or more to free it from this plague.
Just a thought. 
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Re: More Proof
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2012, 12:55:53 PM »
You people are higher than I thought.  We should welcome Chizik back for another year with arms wide open.

Gene Chizik is worth more than Ten Sabans.
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2012, 01:17:56 PM »
You people are higher than I thought.  We should welcome Chizik back for another year with arms wide open.

I cry out to God seeking only his decision, but Satan keeps stealing my thoughts.
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2012, 01:26:53 PM »
I cry out to God seeking only his decision, but Satan keeps stealing my thoughts.

If you are truly following the path to enlightenment, satan has no power over you!!!!

Besides, I cannot see the proof because the is no pudding!

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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2012, 01:35:35 PM »
If you are truly following the path to enlightenment, satan has no power over you!!!!

Besides, I cannot see the proof because the is no pudding!

You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat.
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« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2012, 01:40:16 PM »
You people are higher than I thought.  We should welcome Chizik back for another year with arms wide open.

If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope he's not like me
I hope he understands
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Re: More Proof
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2012, 01:43:27 PM »
Shouln't come from a sidewalk fan but you guys might need to organize an "ALL OUT" campaign to oust the AD on down for this miserable excuse of a program. Might start by allying with (gulp) other Auburn blog sites to get the ball rolling before it takes a decade or more to free it from this plague.
Just a thought.

BULL! We need to be renaming the stadium and STAT.

Jordan-Hare-Chizik Stadium.

Get on the patience train!
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Re: More Proof
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2012, 01:46:28 PM »
You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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Re: More Proof
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2012, 01:54:37 PM »
If you are truly following the path to enlightenment, satan has no power over you!!!!

Besides, I cannot see the proof because the is no pudding!

^^^

Doesn't listen to Creed.   :(
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