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« Reply #100 on: October 18, 2012, 03:30:01 PM »
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« Reply #101 on: October 18, 2012, 03:35:32 PM »
Space Ghost would kick Lord Saybinz' ass.

I think Bugs would fuck with the Saybin and then finish him off.

   
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« Reply #102 on: October 18, 2012, 03:37:19 PM »


Don't forget he is a Marine, so practices are gonna be a mutherfucker.
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Re: Realistic Options
« Reply #103 on: October 18, 2012, 04:16:00 PM »
Slow your roll.  If we're considering diversity hires, such as moose, then I nominate Marty Moose.

He has a FUCKING THEME SONG!

And when we win another NC, all the players can go to Wallyworld instead of that damn Mouse House.
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« Reply #104 on: October 18, 2012, 04:18:21 PM »
And when we win another NC, all the players can go to Wallyworld instead of that damn Mouse House.

Sorry, Wench...park's closed!
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« Reply #105 on: October 18, 2012, 04:20:22 PM »
Sorry, Wench...park's closed!
The moose outside should told ya.
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« Reply #106 on: October 18, 2012, 04:20:43 PM »
Sorry, Wench...park's closed!

I think you're all fucked in the head! Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a football season, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!
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« Reply #107 on: October 18, 2012, 04:21:35 PM »
I think you're all fucked in the head! Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a football season, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!

You're scaring me.
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« Reply #108 on: October 18, 2012, 04:23:09 PM »
You're scaring me.
We watch his program. We buy his jerseys, we go to his games, he owes us! Doesn't he owe us, ha? He owes the X-ers, right? Fucking-A right he owes us!
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« Reply #109 on: October 18, 2012, 05:02:04 PM »
We watch his program. We buy his jerseys, we go to his games, he owes us! Doesn't he owe us, ha? He owes the X-ers, right? Fucking-A right he owes us!

Oh spare me, Jen, I know your brand of family fun. Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk, hold up a McDonalds, and drive us 1000 miles out of the way to see the world's largest pile of mud!
 
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« Reply #110 on: October 18, 2012, 05:15:11 PM »
Oh spare me, Jen, I know your brand of family fun. Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk, hold up a McDonalds, and drive us 1000 miles out of the way to see the world's largest pile of mud!

Oh, hell yes. Drove the whole family to an Auburn game. Worst weekend I ever spent in my life. The play on the field was terrible.
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« Reply #111 on: October 18, 2012, 05:25:40 PM »
Oh, hell yes. Drove the whole family to an Auburn game. Worst weekend I ever spent in my life. The play on the field was terrible.

Oh GF, the old West Division was dirty. Everything isn't like home. If everything were like home, there would be no reason for leaving home. Right, Snaggie?
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« Reply #112 on: October 19, 2012, 05:12:56 PM »
Back on track with the thread:

I was thinking of more coaches I would like for us to look at.  THS mentioned Mark Hudspeth and I had really never heard of him.  So I did some research on him.

9 Seasons as a Head Coach
Has the 14th Best Winning % of all current active Head Coaches
79-26
Took a 6-6 (2009) 3-9 (2010) Louisiana–Lafayette team to a bowl in his first year 2011. Final record of 9-4
From 2009-10 he was Miss. State WR Coach
From 2002 -2008 he was the coach at North Alabama where he amassed a record of 66-21

I could get behind him.

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« Reply #113 on: October 19, 2012, 05:15:18 PM »
Back on track with the thread:

I was thinking of more coaches I would like for us to look at.  THS mentioned Mark Hudspeth and I had really never heard of him.  So I did some research on him.

9 Seasons as a Head Coach
Has the 14th Best Winning % of all current active Head Coaches
79-26
Took a 6-6 (2009) 3-9 (2010) Louisiana–Lafayette team to a bowl in his first year 2011. Final record of 9-4
From 2009-10 he was Miss. State WR Coach
From 2002 -2008 he was the coach at North Alabama where he amassed a record of 66-21

I could get behind him.

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« Reply #114 on: October 19, 2012, 05:18:34 PM »
Someone else also mentioned Kyle Whittingham...

He would also be someone to consider.

67-29 in 8 seasons at Utah good for a 69.8% and 25th on the current winningest active coaches.

What about David Shaw?
2nd year at Stanford? Still young to the HC ranks.
Could we lure him from the PAC 12.  Also he is an offensive minded HC, but Standford does play decent defense.
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« Reply #115 on: October 19, 2012, 05:19:37 PM »

If it means we get rid of Chizik you cradle the balls and I'll stroke the shaft.
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« Reply #116 on: October 19, 2012, 05:20:18 PM »
If it means we get rid of Chizik you cradle the balls and I'll stroke the shaft.
Agree.



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« Reply #117 on: October 19, 2012, 05:49:51 PM »
Realistic?  You want realistic?

It's me, it's me, it's Bobby P!
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« Reply #118 on: October 19, 2012, 06:27:45 PM »
Oh GF, the old West Division was dirty. Everything isn't like home. If everything were like home, there would be no reason for leaving home. Right, Snaggie?

They don't close Florida Clark.
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« Reply #119 on: October 20, 2012, 03:52:20 PM »
Fuck up and coming. If Auburn is gonna do this, make it rain in Jim Harbaugh's office. I know the chances are slim to none but by God I would offer him enough money that his ass would atleast have to sleep on it before saying no.

Since their is slim chances that happens, my next 2 choices would be Bobby P. then Kevin Sumlin. If we go for a defensive coach again, then Auburn needs to be throwing a shit load of money at Kliff Kingsberry for OC.
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