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Re: Realistic Options
« Reply #60 on: October 15, 2012, 04:34:10 PM »
Fuck off.  The post wasn't meant to be funny or entertaining for you or anyone else.  You all want to jerk off to big name coaching candidates?  Go ahead.  Splooge all over your computer screen.  Keep it off mine though.  It's been clean since this cluster fuck started last year. 

And some of you don't think this is a mess?  Haaaaaaaaaaa.  That's comedy.  This is historically one of if not the worst auburn team in history.  It's not just a quarterback.  It's an ineptitude across the entire program starting with whatever dumbfuck hired jay Jacobs.  It's at least a two year rebuilding job if we hire someone decent.

And Paul Rhoades would as quickly come to auburn as he would Texas tech to be tuberville's dc.   

And sue me for typing Monroe instead of Lafayette.

Ummm ok. It still sucked. Your reasonings made no sense. There's also no sense in even speculating if we don't rid of the AD. You seriously haven't been around this program enough. At the least you are ignorant as hell. We could get any big name IF we really wanted to. Things would have to happen.

And go fuck yourself too mr sensitive.

Who the hell has exactly been spoogling over big names? Who says it isn't a mess? You are arguing with someone who doesnt exist.
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« Reply #61 on: October 15, 2012, 04:37:53 PM »
Ummm ok. It still sucked. Your reasonings made no sense. There's also no sense in even speculating if we don't rid of the AD. You seriously haven't been around this program enough. At the least you are ignorant as hell. We could get any big name IF we really wanted to. Things would have to happen.

And go fuck yourself too mr sensitive.

Who the hell has exactly been spoogling over big names? Who says it isn't a mess? You are arguing with someone who doesnt exist.

You switched to decaf, didn't you?
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« Reply #62 on: October 15, 2012, 04:40:23 PM »
Ohhh piece a candy
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« Reply #63 on: October 15, 2012, 04:42:36 PM »
Ohhh piece a candy

He falls for that trick every time.
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« Reply #64 on: October 15, 2012, 04:44:21 PM »
You switched to decaf, didn't you?

Yes.  Yes I did. 
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« Reply #65 on: October 15, 2012, 04:50:32 PM »
Yes.  Yes I did.

If you put a little whiskey in that decaf you wouldn't be so ill.....
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« Reply #66 on: October 15, 2012, 04:56:19 PM »
Ummm ok. It still sucked. Your reasonings made no sense. There's also no sense in even speculating if we don't rid of the AD. You seriously haven't been around this program enough. At the least you are ignorant as hell. We could get any big name IF we really wanted to. Things would have to happen.

And go fuck yourself too mr sensitive.

Who the hell has exactly been spoogling over big names? Who says it isn't a mess? You are arguing with someone who doesnt exist.
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Re: Realistic Options
« Reply #67 on: October 15, 2012, 04:58:35 PM »
The Raiders are 1-4
and Al Davis is dead - I have no idea if they still have the old "vertical passing game" - I really just wanted to say "BALLS DEEP"
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« Reply #68 on: October 15, 2012, 05:02:12 PM »
and Al Davis is dead - I have no idea if they still have the old "vertical passing game" - I really just wanted to say "BALLS DEEP"

I'd like to be able to say it myself.
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« Reply #69 on: October 15, 2012, 06:19:39 PM »
I didn't have a problem with THS's post.  I think all the hate is coming from das Devil, not actual posters.
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« Reply #70 on: October 15, 2012, 07:55:10 PM »
I didn't have a problem with THS's post.  I think all the hate is coming from das Devil, not actual posters.

I just vomited pea soup all over my wall and inserted a crucifix into my ass.

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« Reply #71 on: October 15, 2012, 08:25:46 PM »
I just vomited pea soup all over my wall and inserted a crucifix into my ass.

Guess I will go jump out of a window.
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« Reply #72 on: October 15, 2012, 09:17:49 PM »
Guess I will go jump out of a window.
"Don't do it man! You love yourself too much"  semi quote from "Modern Problems"
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« Reply #73 on: October 15, 2012, 09:19:06 PM »
"Don't do it man! You love yourself too much"
He really does!
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« Reply #74 on: October 16, 2012, 09:03:44 AM »
We could get any big name IF we really wanted to. Things would have to happen.



Who the hell has exactly been spoogling over big names?

 :haha:

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« Reply #75 on: October 16, 2012, 10:45:45 AM »
"Don't do it man! You love yourself too much"  semi quote from "Modern Problems"

Too much keen in me to really do that.
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« Reply #76 on: October 18, 2012, 01:47:30 PM »
I haven't seen James Franklin mentioned.

Why not? Dude has taken Vandy to unprecedented heights. Yeah, they're 2-4 right now, but A) That's better than us, and B) They're Vandy.

Facts I've just accrued from the Eyes on Auburn podcast in which they had him on:

-They've never had a Top 70 recruiting class in their entire history. They had a Top 30 class last year, and they have a Top 15 class right now.
- Vanderbilt has only gone to 4 bowl games ever in 122 years. Franklin goes in his first year. Is likely to go again this year.
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« Reply #77 on: October 18, 2012, 01:51:51 PM »
I haven't seen James Franklin mentioned.

Why not? Dude has taken Vandy to unprecedented heights. Yeah, they're 2-4 right now, but A) That's better than us, and B) They're Vandy.

Facts I've just accrued from the Eyes on Auburn podcast in which they had him on:

-They've never had a Top 70 recruiting class in their entire history. They had a Top 30 class last year, and they have a Top 15 class right now.
- Vanderbilt has only gone to 4 bowl games ever in 122 years. Franklin goes in his first year. Is likely to go again this year.

He hasn't shown an ability to win any games against good teams.  Yeah, they're competitive (for Vandy), but he has to prove he can win.
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« Reply #78 on: October 18, 2012, 01:53:40 PM »
He hasn't shown an ability to win any games against good teams.  Yeah, they're competitive (for Vandy), but he has to prove he can win.

For the record, what games had Chiz proven he could win before they hired him? I'm sure all 5 of those were something but I wouldn't say that is barometer used in coaching searches where JJ is concerned.

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« Reply #79 on: October 18, 2012, 01:55:31 PM »
He hasn't shown an ability to win any games against good teams.  Yeah, they're competitive (for Vandy), but he has to prove he can win.
I would argue that infinitely more difficult at Vanderbilt than say Iowa State *cough*, due to academic restrictions etc., to "win" at Vanderbilt.

They "won" at an unprecedented level last year (also unlike a certain coach at Iowa State), and they have absolutely faced the heaviest part of their schedule already this year with Georgia, Florida, & South Carolina. They very realistically could win out and end up 8-4. I'd kill for that this year.
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