I'll need me a threatening name- The demon from Dallas or something gayer.
You need a proper outfit. A giant belt buckle would be keen you being from Texas. I suggest a cape. Nothing says I'm a crazy mofo like a cape. And circle your prey, like a caged animal. This has a dizzying effect. That's about all I got... oh look for an exit as soon as you arrive and lose the cape because if it goes over your head you're done, just like a jacket. Good luck War Eagle with a D.