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Sitting in NOLA Airport

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Sitting in NOLA Airport
« on: July 17, 2008, 04:42:55 PM »
So I am sitting in the N"Awlins airport sipping a Saphire and tonic and waiting FORFUCKINGEVER for my flight, and I am looking straight at this guy that looks just like Chad. 

Izzat you, goober?
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 05:01:23 PM »
Nope, it's me doing my best Chad impression.  Now go get a couple more drinks and show me those puppies.
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 05:04:34 PM »
So I am sitting in the N"Awlins airport sipping a Saphire and tonic and waiting FORFUCKINGEVER for my flight, and I am looking straight at this guy that looks just like Chad. 

Izzat you, goober?
Not Chad - this guy is drinking Coronas. :rofl:
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 07:12:20 PM »
sipping a Saphire and tonic

There's hope for you yet.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 07:58:21 PM »
Chad likes Zimas
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 11:25:43 PM »
Not Chad. You referred to this guy as "goober."
Should have clued you in that it was not this handsome gentleman.

I would have been at the bar at the Sam Adams restaurant they have in most airports.

It is a common phenomena amongst females to have me on the brain constantly.
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2008, 02:57:53 AM »
Chad likes Zimas
Chad likes to add Jolly Rancher's because he's a thug.
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2008, 07:37:10 AM »
Chad likes to add Jolly Rancher's because he's a thug.

He thinks it will up his grillz skillz.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2008, 09:51:26 AM »
Who the fuck is Chad?
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2008, 12:19:30 PM »
Who the fuck is Chad?
Your Boy Toy?
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2008, 12:34:00 PM »
Your Boy Toy?
I thought that was your sweet ass Jumbo.
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2008, 01:32:34 PM »
I thought that was your sweet ass Jumbo.
I have been working out :thumbsup:
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2008, 03:40:08 PM »
There's hope for you yet.
Is there any other kind of gin? 

At last, a common thread.
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2008, 03:58:38 PM »
Is there any other kind of gin? 

At last, a common thread.

There are no other gins, in my opinion.

I knew we could find common ground.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2008, 04:03:25 PM »
Considering it cost me $8 and was in a tiny punch cup, it was a sucky G&T - something just wasn't right.  I always put fresh lime in mine, but I had to go back and actually ask for a splash of 7-up just to cut the bitterness - I know liquor isn't supposed to "go bad' but this just did not taste right.  I finally threw it away.

A waste of what should have been good Sapphire.  Pity.

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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2008, 04:10:45 PM »
Considering it cost me $8 and was in a tiny punch cup, it was a sucky G&T - something just wasn't right.  I always put fresh lime in mine, but I had to go back and actually ask for a splash of 7-up just to cut the bitterness - I know liquor isn't supposed to "go bad' but this just did not taste right.  I finally threw it away.

A waste of what should have been good Sapphire.  Pity.



Don't you know that was probably well gin poured into a saphire bottle.  It is after all N.O. the most corrupt state in the union
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2008, 05:21:14 PM »
Don't you know that was probably well gin poured into a saphire bottle.  It is after all N.O. the most corrupt state in the union
I wouldn't be surprised - it tasted like lighter fluid smells.  However, the last time I was in that same bar, I had two of them, they were so good.  Guess it is hit and miss... Different bartender this time too.
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Re: Sitting in NOLA Airport
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2008, 12:00:00 PM »
There are no other gins, in my opinion.

I knew we could find common ground.

It is always nice when two people can put aside their differences and come together over an alcoholic beverage. 
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