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Question for Kaos?
« on: October 12, 2012, 01:18:33 PM »
So I was in Subway today picking up a delicious Italian BMT. The guy proceeds to put the veggies on.

Me- "Lettuce, Onion, Banana Peppers".
Subway Mexican (action) - Puts on lettuce, starts putting on tomatos places 2 before I notice.
Me- "No tomatos"
Subway Mexican (action) - Pulls off tomatos.

To me no big deal finish with the order and go. 

Kaos...what would you have done?  Would you have made him strip off the lettuce? remake the sandwich? had him put them on.. finish the sandwich..wrap it.. then open the sandwich and throw them at him?

BTW I may need to get a life, because the first thing I thought of when he remove the tomato's was I wonder what (RL Name of Kaos) would have done.
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2012, 01:26:26 PM »
He would have jumped over the counter stabbed the Sandwhich artist with his steely knife then fuck the girl running the register.
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 01:44:06 PM »
So I was in Subway today picking up a delicious Italian BMT. The guy proceeds to put the veggies on.

Me- "Lettuce, Onion, Banana Peppers".
Subway Mexican (action) - Puts on lettuce, starts putting on tomatos places 2 before I notice.
Me- "No tomatos"
Subway Mexican (action) - Pulls off tomatos.

To me no big deal finish with the order and go. 

Kaos...what would you have done?  Would you have made him strip off the lettuce? remake the sandwich? had him put them on.. finish the sandwich..wrap it.. then open the sandwich and throw them at him?

BTW I may need to get a life, because the first thing I thought of when he remove the tomato's was I wonder what (Sweet Willie) would have done.
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 03:40:40 PM »
He would have jumped over the counter stabbed the Sandwhich artist with his steely knife then fuck the girl running the register.

Was she hot?
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 03:43:18 PM »
He would have jumped over the counter stabbed the Sandwhich artist with his steely knife then fuck the girl running the register.

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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2012, 03:46:00 PM »
He would have jumped over the counter stabbed the Sandwhich artist with his steely knife then fuck the girl running the register.
not if she looked like this...

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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2012, 03:47:03 PM »
Gold, Jerry
Minus the stabbing that's pretty much what I wanted to do at the red elephant.
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2012, 03:53:42 PM »
Minus the stabbing that's pretty much what I wanted to do at the red elephant.

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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2012, 04:00:40 PM »
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A scent can't be unfollowed by a true hound. Yvette....mmm.
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2012, 05:24:35 PM »
A scent can't be unfollowed by a true hound. Yvette....mmm.

Fire in the hole.  Just don't look in her eyes. 
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2012, 09:49:26 AM »
Answers already given are better than any I could devise. 

But I'm not eating that fucking tomato-tinged sandwich, I guarantee you that.
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2012, 05:25:35 PM »
I would like to know why the Subway Sandwich artist had to be labeled a Mexican. IF he was even indeed, Mexican. Lots of dirty Puerto Ricans running around Florida. Are you implying that Mexicans don't listen? Or can't take instruction? Or just don't give a fuck?

It's always about race with you people.
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2012, 08:31:54 PM »
I would like to know why the Subway Sandwich artist had to be labeled a Mexican.
Perhaps GF assumed he was Mexican because he saw him picking produce?

Me- "Lettuce, Onion, Banana Peppers".
Subway Mexican (action) - Puts on lettuce, starts putting on tomatos places 2 before I notice.
Me- "No tomatos"
Subway Mexican (action) - Pulls off tomatos.
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2012, 08:53:01 AM »
I would like to know why the Subway Sandwich artist had to be labeled a Mexican. IF he was even indeed, Mexican. Lots of dirty Puerto Ricans running around Florida. Are you implying that Mexicans don't listen? Or can't take instruction? Or just don't give a fuck?

It's always about race with you people.
Why do you hate Chizads wife?
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2012, 09:06:00 AM »
I would like to know why the Subway Sandwich artist had to be labeled a Mexican. IF he was even indeed, Mexican. Lots of dirty Puerto Ricans running around Florida. Are you implying that Mexicans don't listen? Or can't take instruction? Or just don't give a fuck?

It's always about race with you people.
What do you mean "you people?"
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« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2012, 09:10:11 AM »
What do you mean "you people?"

I believe she meant crackers.
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2012, 10:52:24 AM »
I believe she meant crackers.

They put crackers on the sandwich too?

Hell no...that is where I draw the line...
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2012, 11:48:50 AM »
DEPORT EVERYONE!!! FUCK Y'ALL!
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Re: Question for Kaos?
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2012, 05:03:35 PM »
I would like to know why the Subway Sandwich artist had to be labeled a Mexican. IF he was even indeed, Mexican. Lots of dirty Puerto Ricans running around Florida. Are you implying that Mexicans don't listen? Or can't take instruction? Or just don't give a fuck?

It's always about race with you people.

Oh, "people that can't understand English" is a race now? Cool. Almost as cool as a BIL story.
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