A new and exciting contest...

Tiger Six · « **on:** July 17, 2008, 02:23:24 PM »

We have a new DFAC (Dining Facility, Mess Hall, Chow Hall) that is opening on our lovely COB in the next few weeks and the idiots here are having a contest to name the new facility. Our detachment has come up with a few ideas, but we need some more. Surely the creative minds on here can beat the following:

Chemical Ali Deli

Camel - The Other White Meat

I Can't Believe It's Not Meat

The Salmonella Cafe

Area 51 - Look out for Unidentified Food Objects

Chez Ayad

Let's see what ya got.

AWK · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2008, 02:25:20 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 17, 2008, 02:23:24 PM

We have a new DFAC (Dining Facility, Mess Hall, Chow Hall) that is opening on our lovely COB in the next few weeks and the idiots here are having a contest to name the new facility. Our detachment has come up with a few ideas, but we need some more. Surely the creative minds on here can beat the following:

Chemical Ali Deli

Camel - The Other White Meat

I Can't Believe It's Not Meat

The Salmonella Cafe

Area 51 - Look out for Unidentified Food Objects

Chez Ayad

Let's see what ya got.

Taste like Shite Cafe...or Shite Your Pants Cafe

Tiger Six · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2008, 02:28:26 PM »

I am liking what I am reading. Strong first effort.

Kaos · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2008, 02:31:09 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 17, 2008, 02:23:24 PM

We have a new DFAC (Dining Facility, Mess Hall, Chow Hall) that is opening on our lovely COB in the next few weeks and the idiots here are having a contest to name the new facility. Our detachment has come up with a few ideas, but we need some more. Surely the creative minds on here can beat the following:

Chemical Ali Deli

Camel - The Other White Meat

I Can't Believe It's Not Meat

The Salmonella Cafe

Area 51 - Look out for Unidentified Food Objects

Chez Ayad

Let's see what ya got.

Momma Ghaneemah's

McDaghfal's

The Olive-skinned Garden

Tiger Six · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2008, 02:32:19 PM »

A subtile Auburn reference.

Please to be continueing.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2008, 02:41:25 PM »

Babylon Bistro
Medina's Revenge
Hussein's Squat-N-Gobble
Nacho Mamas Kitchen

/i gots nuttin'

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2008, 03:30:48 PM »

Shitty Food - and Dat's DFAC's, Jack (sound it out)

Corn on the COB

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2008, 03:35:12 PM »

BTW, what prize is being offered for the winning suggestion? An all expenses paid vacation?

Tiger Six · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2008, 04:00:03 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on July 17, 2008, 03:35:12 PM

BTW, what prize is being offered for the winning suggestion? An all expenses paid vacation?

A crab leg and steak dinner (which occurs every Wednesday anyway) for two on a day of your choosing, AAFES gift certificates worth about $40, a T-Shirt from Harley Davidson, some bullshit surprise gift from the local print shop and some other worthless trinkets.

Thrilla · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2008, 04:07:39 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 17, 2008, 04:00:03 PM

A crab leg and steak dinner (which occurs every Wednesday anyway) for two on a day of your choosing, AAFES gift certificates worth about $40, a T-Shirt from Harley Davidson, some bullshit surprise gift from the local print shop and some other worthless trinkets.

Aahhhh...the AAFES. Where taxes are null and the sundries are subpar. Brings back fine memories, it does.

Tiger Six · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2008, 04:20:16 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on July 17, 2008, 04:07:39 PM

Aahhhh...the AAFES. Where taxes are null and the sundries are subpar. Brings back fine memories, it does.

How the frick were you in the military? We have strict height regulations and judging by what I've seen, you are about a course shy of being tall enough.

Lemme guess, your dad was a rotor head down at Rucker.

Thrilla · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2008, 04:40:33 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 17, 2008, 04:20:16 PM

How the frick were you in the military? We have strict height regulations and judging by what I've seen, you are about a course shy of being tall enough.

Lemme guess, your dad was a rotor head down at Rucker.

You are much brighter then you let on to be. Army Brat, I was.

Rort Fucker also cut my paychecks for 3 summers (God Bless MWR), when I was a lifeguard at the Officer's Club pool. You probably know from firsthand experience that most Army wives out there were hot, horny, and looked damn good in a bathing suit. It was the best job evar.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:04:29 PM »

Mamma Riyja's Eatery (Giving the MRE a bad name)

You May have to come up with a better Arab name starting with R

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 18, 2008, 01:38:12 AM »

1. Baghdaddy's

2. The Camel's Breath Saloon

3. The Mellow Persian

4. Sand In the Boot Cafe

5. Arabian Nights Cafe

Chop's List!

GarMan · « **Reply #14 on:** July 18, 2008, 12:35:02 PM »

KFC... Killed Fresh Camel
Achmeds Diner

al Pollo Loco
al Ru Sans
Camelsteak and Shake
Infidel Hut

OR... You could try for slightly higher end.

Ruths Abdul
Samir & Walliyullah's
The Ra'id Grill

A helpful source for words to use... http://www.ummah.net/family/

Kaos · « **Reply #15 on:** July 18, 2008, 12:54:57 PM »

Allahbees?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #16 on:** July 18, 2008, 01:10:02 PM »

Ben & Jihad's
Fatmaburger
Jamil in the Box
Dave & Barack's

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #17 on:** July 18, 2008, 02:46:17 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on July 18, 2008, 12:54:57 PM

Allahbees?

:thumbsup:

or TGIFarouqs

D-Day · « **Reply #18 on:** July 18, 2008, 03:18:35 PM »

Mess 'O Potamia Bar and Grille
Have A Bad Day Cafe
Stoploss Steakhouse

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #19 on:** July 18, 2008, 03:34:09 PM »

Camel Toe Cafe

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