Jonna Chizik Takes To Facebook...

[Tiger Wench]

She could have kept her mouth shut, or chosen her words more carefully, but IMO, the jist of it was that we should pray for our team, our players and our coaches, that they might get back some of the unity and brotherhood that had accounted for much of our success in the past.  No one can doubt that we have lost whatever that "IT" factor was that made our team special.  I really don't think that is such a bad thing to ask people to do.  If you are a person of faith, that's the kind of thing you pray for - not wins and losses.

Cam Newton made that quote about "When God be blessin, the Devil be messin' " and no one thought he was specifically blaming the Devil for all of his problems.  It's a metaphor. 

Although Gayer Evans is definitely Satan's minion.

[Godfather]

She could have kept her mouth shut, or chosen her words more carefully, but IMO, the jist of it was that we should pray for our team, our players and our coaches, that they might get back some of the unity and brotherhood that had accounted for much of our success in the past.  No one can doubt that we have lost whatever that "IT" factor was that made our team special.  I really don't think that is such a bad thing to ask people to do.  If you are a person of faith, that's the kind of thing you pray for - not wins and losses.

Cam Newton made that quote about "When God be blessin, the Devil be messin' " and no one thought he was specifically blaming the Devil for all of his problems.  It's a metaphor. 

Although Gayer Evans is definitely Satan's minion.

I took it as we need to pray, that Gene would find another job after this one..

[Jumbo]

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

[JR4AU]

She could have kept her mouth shut, or chosen her words more carefully, but IMO, the jist of it was that we should pray for our team, our players and our coaches, that they might get back some of the unity and brotherhood that had accounted for much of our success in the past.  No one can doubt that we have lost whatever that "IT" factor was that made our team special.  I really don't think that is such a bad thing to ask people to do.  If you are a person of faith, that's the kind of thing you pray for - not wins and losses.

Cam Newton made that quote about "When God be blessin, the Devil be messin' " and no one thought he was specifically blaming the Devil for all of his problems.  It's a metaphor. 

Although Gayer Evans is definitely Satan's minion bottom boy.

Adjusted.

[AUChizad]

That's just it, she wasn't saying it was about football, or wins and losses.  What she was saying was "the Devil" had caused our fan base to be splintered.  But, your understanding of it is what most people had, and the way it was worded caused that misunderstanding. 

Still, coaches wives should keep their fucking yaps shut.

Is this less crazy?

[JR4AU]

Is this less crazy?

You're an Atheist, or Agnostic if I recall?

[CCTAU]

You're an Atheist, or Agnostic if I recall?

I told ya. She done pissed off the atheists.

Any time anybody mentions prayer, the people who don't truly understand prayer (or even the power of prayer)  goes bananas.

She looks around and sees a lot of hate within and without the football team. She wants that to go away. And she feels the best way to fight hate is with prayer.

I don't see why the people going to hell (bad humor) get their panties in a wad. If they don't want to pray, don't. All she did was ask. She did not demand.

[AUTiger1]

Is this less crazy?

God nor Satan, if you choose to believe in them, could give a shit less about a football game and the unity of the fanbase.  What has splintered the fanbase is 1-4 with the possibility of going 0-8 in SEC play for the first time in school history and it all being two years removed from hoisting the crystal ball. EDIT:  Not some outside evil force of Satan.  That is absurd.

[CCTAU]

EDIT:  Not some outside evil force of Satan.  That is absurd.

IS IT?

[JR4AU]

IS IT?

It is IF you start from the premise of not believing in God or Satan.

[AUChizad]

It is IF you start from the premise of not believing in God or Satan.

WTF, really?

So you think Satan has plagued the Auburn fan base? Satan is pulling your strings to fuck with Prowler? Satan has orchestrated this unrest in the fan base? Really?

 

[The Prowler]

Sorry, I thought we were talking about who's gonna' start at QB tomorrow.

Clint Moseley.

[JR4AU]

WTF, really?

So you think Satan has plagued the Auburn fan base? Satan is pulling your strings to fuck with Prowler? Satan has orchestrated this unrest in the fan base? Really?

 

Do you believe in God, or Satan?

[AUChizad]

Do you believe in God, or Satan?

So, yes? You believe that Satan has pulled us apart as a fan base. You believe that Satan has taken control of your body, and that's why you're dissatisfied with Chizik? Satan is using you as a puppet to vocalize your disapproval by calling Prowler a dumbass, and thereby orchestrating a grand scheme to cause disarray and distension amongst the Auburn fan base?

Yes or no?

[Buzz Killington]

So, yes? You believe that Satan has pulled us apart as a fan base. You believe that Satan has taken control of your body, and that's why you're dissatisfied with Chizik? Satan is using you as a puppet to vocalize your disapproval by calling Prowler a dumbass, and thereby orchestrating a grand scheme to cause disarray and distension amongst the Auburn fan base?

Yes or no?

Yes!

Oh wait...I thought you said Saban.

[AUTiger1]

IS IT?

It is IF you start from the premise of not believing in God or Satan.

I am a believer and I think it's absurd to think that Satan, ole Lucifer himself is what is causing a rift in the fan base.  What has this fan base in a rift is the product that we are seeing on the field and the shitty results of said product.  Nothing more, nothing less.

[JR4AU]

So, yes? You believe that Satan has pulled us apart as a fan base. You believe that Satan has taken control of your body, and that's why you're dissatisfied with Chizik? Satan is using you as a puppet to vocalize your disapproval by calling Prowler a dumbass, and thereby orchestrating a grand scheme to cause disarray and distension amongst the Auburn fan base?

Yes or no?

I've asked you a question twice, you refuse to answer.  So....

[JR4AU]

I am a believer and I think it's absurd to think that Satan, ole Lucifer himself is what is causing a rift in the fan base.  What has this fan base in a rift is the product that we are seeing on the field and the shitty results of said product.  Nothing more, nothing less.

Is Satan working specifically against Auburn, Auburn Fans, and Auburn football?  No, I don't believe that.  Are God and Satan involved in working for or against all aspects of what we as humans do?  I believe that. 

[dallaswareagle]

I am a believer and I think it's absurd to think that Satan, ole Lucifer himself is what is causing a rift in the fan base.  What has this fan base in a rift is the product that we are seeing on the field and the shitty results of said product.  Nothing more, nothing less.

Never heard Gene called that before.

[AUChizad]

I've asked you a question twice, you refuse to answer.  So....

I've asked you a question relevant to this discussion three times, and you've yet to answer it so...