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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2012, 02:38:02 PM »
I think you're on to something. We might could even have Prosch clear the whole. I say AWK takes the
headset with his laptop with his always trusting TigerX homies calling plays from the Shinebox.
I swear to God, we might not always win, but it would be fucking interesting. 
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2012, 02:38:09 PM »
I think you're on to something. We might could even have Prosch clear the whole. I say AWK takes the
headset with his laptop with his always trusting TigerX homies calling plays from the Shinebox.

WTF? 
He best be clearing these decisions with Dye.
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2012, 02:38:26 PM »
I think you're on to something. We might could even have Prosch clear the whole. I say AWK takes the
headset with his laptop with his always trusting TigerX homies calling plays from the Shinebox.

I don't know, I have a tendency to go for it on 4th and 20 on the Xbox.
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2012, 02:40:42 PM »
I swear to God, we might not always win, but it would be fucking interesting.

Put me in coach!
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2012, 02:41:36 PM »
And how long before someone calls a porn play?

First play:

69 up the middle, on two....hut hut.
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2012, 02:56:15 PM »
I don't know, I have a tendency to go for it on 4th and 20 on the Xbox.

If your team is Auburn this year you have had plenty of fucking practice.
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2012, 03:02:47 PM »
WTF? 
He best be clearing these decisions with Dye.

I see what yer doing there.
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2012, 03:03:42 PM »
First play:

69 up the middle, on two....butt hurt.

Maybe? 
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2012, 03:06:12 PM »
This is the play.  kay?
             
The quarterback. Two receivers lined up to the left, one to the right.

There's a flanker lined up to the left behind the quarterback. The quarterback has the ball.

He fakes to the left.

No. He fakes to the right.

He doesn't fake.

He thinks about faking.

He pretends to fake.
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2012, 03:07:02 PM »
I say we line up in a one-back set...fake the hand off on the stretch play..to the right....and let Fraaaazha take a deep drop and go through his progressions...all of them.....until he's crushed like a kakaroach....for a 12 yard loss.....then run the draw.
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2012, 03:08:01 PM »
I say we line up in a one-back set...fake the hand off on the stretch play..to the right....and let Fraaaazha take a deep drop and go through his progressions...all of them.....until he's crushed like a kakaroach....for a 12 yard loss.....then run the draw.

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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2012, 03:08:38 PM »
This is the play.  kay?
             
The quarterback. Two receivers lined up to the left, one to the right.

There's a flanker lined up to the left behind the quarterback. The quarterback has the ball.

He fakes to the left.

No. He fakes to the right.

He doesn't fake.

He thinks about faking.

He pretends to fake.

Where is the sack or interception? Can you call that one next. can ya please?
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2012, 03:09:58 PM »
Loeffler, you beautiful bastard.  I read your book.

They are going through us like shit through a goose.
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2012, 03:12:46 PM »
This is the play.  kay?
             
The quarterback. Two receivers lined up to the left, one to the right.

There's a flanker lined up to the left behind the quarterback. The quarterback has the ball.

He fakes to the left.

No. He fakes to the right.

He doesn't fake.

He thinks about faking.

He pretends to fake.

Wally, did you hire an Assistant Coach without telling me?
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2012, 03:13:10 PM »
I say we line up in a one-back set...fake the hand off on the stretch play..to the right....and let Fraaaazha take a deep drop and go through his progressions...all of them.....until he's crushed like a kakaroach....for a 12 yard loss.....then run the draw.

Ok so that puts at third and forever.  So what then, I'm thinking toss sweep to McCalebb? = Profit
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2012, 03:13:48 PM »
Wally, did you hire an Assistant Coach without telling me?
Wrong Movie try again.

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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2012, 03:14:52 PM »
Loeffler, you beautiful bastard.  I read your book.

Hold the damn drillpress phone for a second.......

Did you just quote your own post so you could comment on your own post using a line from Patton?
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2012, 03:16:20 PM »
Hold the damn drillpress phone for a second.......

Did you just quote your own post so you could comment on your own post using a line from Patton?
He did... -10 to you for being a tattle tail snitch. 
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2012, 03:16:48 PM »
Wrong Movie try again.



Work with me on the crossover...

The quarterback drops back...he's looking, looking, looking...quarterback keeper.
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Re: Over 5 Yards A Pop...
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2012, 03:17:13 PM »
Hold the damn drillpress phone for a second.......

Did you just quote your own post so you could comment on your own post using a line from Patton?

That kid has spunk. :haha:
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