SCIENCE FACTScience Just Killed Any Hope You Ever Had of Jurassic Park Being RealBy Brian Barrett, Oct 10, 2012 9:24 AMEvery so often, a scientific breakthrough comes along that completely reshapes our world, giving us untold insight and inestimable hope for a more perfect future. What a world, it makes us think, and what privilege to be a part of it.This is not one of those breakthroughs. This is bullshit.Nature reports that researchers in New Zealand have ruined one of your more cherished secret hopes today with the announcement that DNA, the blueprint of life, the sketchpad onto which every living thing is doodled, does not last very long. Specifically, it has a half-life of 521 years. Which means that unless Henry VIII rode a stegosaurus into battle, we're never going be able to clone a dinosaur. Which, in turn, means that your beautiful Jurassic Park dreams have just been crushed with Jurassic Park III levels of disappointment.You're thinking about amber, aren't you? Amber will save us! Sorry, no dice. You could have the entire cast of The Land Before Time and all of its sequels frozen Encino Man perfection, and it still wouldn't do you any good. Because while it's true that ideal preservation conditions will extend DNA's useful existence, it would still be unreadable after 1.5 million years.Okay, okay, but what if we just figured out how to, I dunno, read DNA better? Again, sorry, no; all the cloning technique advancements in the world won't change the fact that every single nucleotide bond in a DNA strand is broken after, at most, 6.8 million years. That's under perfect conditions, which something tells me the Mojave Desert is not.The last dinosaurs? They died out 65 million years ago. And not even an eccentric British billionaire scientist raconteur can bring them back now. The best we might be able to do is to bring back moas, the giant birds whose bones the researchers examined to arrive at their crushing conclusion. A moa, sirs, is no pterodactyl.Thanks a lot, science. Now instead of dodging velociraptors on our hoverboards, all we have to look forward to in life is Jurassic Park IV.
Yes, it will never be possible.BTW did you know that the Earth is the center of the solar system?
Perhaps we will find another planet with fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land."
You do realize that DNA, along with any other biological substance, could last for an infinite amount of time if consistently frozen. Dream still plausible. You're Welcome.
You're right. Totally taking the word of random guy on internet over the scientist.
"I think we should call it your grave."
Scientists are full of shit.
So...what am I supposed to do with the "Fuck Giant Dinosaur" task on my bucket list?
chopper laughs at this...
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