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Tickets AND a room needed

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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2008, 11:52:13 AM »
Quote from: AWK on May 22, 2008, 09:54:30 AM
What the hell is a Risa?

It's something that's way too hot for Wes.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2008, 11:59:08 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 22, 2008, 11:52:13 AM
It's something that's way too hot for Wes.

Got that shit right!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2008, 12:00:34 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 22, 2008, 11:52:13 AM
It's something that's way too hot for Wes.

I'm a beautiful man.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2008, 03:28:22 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 22, 2008, 12:00:34 PM
I'm a beautiful man.
Thats what HE said...your man lover that is.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2008, 03:39:43 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 22, 2008, 03:28:22 PM
Thats what HE said...your man lover that is.

I have many admirers. A belgian waffle once tried to hump my face.

It's a curse, but I've learned to live with it.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2008, 02:57:36 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 22, 2008, 12:00:34 PM
I'm a beautiful man.
You never return my call's damit.
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You'll never shine if you don't glow.

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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2008, 09:27:34 AM »
Quote from: jumbo on May 23, 2008, 02:57:36 AM
You never return my call's damit.

I do have standards.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2008, 02:39:25 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 23, 2008, 09:27:34 AM
I do have standards.
But I thought we had...
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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2008, 03:39:51 PM »
Quote from: jumbo on May 23, 2008, 02:39:25 PM
But I thought we had...

Leave him alone, bitch.  He's mine.  You're old news.
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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2008, 07:19:05 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 23, 2008, 03:39:51 PM
Leave him alone, bitch.  He's mine.  You're old news.
He's the only man that could lift up my stomach while giving me  :pb:
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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2008, 07:51:28 PM »
Okay, I'm officially out.

Sooo...how bout' that John Mayer/Jennifer Anniston thread, huh?  Boy, I'd like to fuck her hard...you know...being that I'm straight and all.
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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2008, 05:40:17 PM »
Sooo....back on topic:

Who's got the hook up?  The room is the most important part, cuz I can find a ticket to LaMo without breaking a sweat, I think.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Re: Tickets AND a room needed
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2008, 05:34:36 AM »
You can pick em' up off the ground on the way in.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."
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