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Freshen your lipstick before you KISS MY ASS...

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Freshen your lipstick before you KISS MY ASS...
« on: October 05, 2012, 01:16:24 PM »
"A group of women" what?  Lawyers?  Jersey Shore cretins?  Dumbasses?   No woman I know would ever sign on for this... 

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A group of women are unhappy about cosmetic brand Maybelline OR.FR +0.89%’s claims about the potency of its line of long-lasting lipsticks.

The women, including a New York resident named Santa, sued the venerable makeup company in Manhattan federal court for false advertising, saying Maybelline’s claims about its Super Stay 10HR Stain Gloss and Super Stay 14 HR Lipstick products are “misleading, inaccurate and deceptive.”

The lawsuit, filed on Friday, alleges the lipstick and lip gloss do not last for hours as advertised, but “wear off and fade after only a few hours of wear.”   :facepalm:

“Maybelline overstates and misrepresent the staying power of its Super Stay products as a means to induce consumers to purchase the product,” the lawsuit said.

The Super Stay line, with shades such as “Pink Plush,”  “Enduring Ruby” and “Till Mauve Do Us Part,” retails for $8.99 per tube on Maybelline’s website, according to the lawsuit.

Believe it or not, the lawsuit is seeking class-action status and damages for alleged violations of federal law and alleged violations of consumer protection laws in New York, Michigan and New Jersey.

“Maybelline strongly believes that this lawsuit has no merit and stands proudly behind our products,” said Rebecca Caruso, a spokeswoman for L’Oreal USA, which owns the Maybelline brand.  “We will strenuously contest these allegations in court.  Consistent with our practice and policy, however, as this matter is currently in litigation we cannot comment further.”
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Re: Freshen your lipstick before you KISS MY ASS...
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2012, 02:22:30 PM »
Well, duh!  You have to reapply after every blowjob, ladies.
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Re: Freshen your lipstick before you KISS MY ASS...
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2012, 02:29:44 PM »
Well, duh!  You have to reapply after every blowjob, ladies.

Some people don't think.
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Re: Freshen your lipstick before you KISS MY ASS...
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2012, 02:33:26 PM »
Well, duh!  You have to reapply after every blowjob, ladies.

Which is why married women only need to reapply every 6 months.
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Re: Freshen your lipstick before you KISS MY ASS...
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2012, 02:41:44 PM »
Which is why married women only need to reapply every 6 months.

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Freshen your lipstick before you KISS MY ASS...
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2012, 02:43:53 PM »
Maybe she's the one filing suit...

Oh - never mind.  Notice what channel this is on...  Apparently blow jobs aren't the only things that smear lipstick.  Who knew?
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Re: Freshen your lipstick before you KISS MY ASS...
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2012, 03:04:11 PM »
Which is why married women only never need to reapply every 6 months.

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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2012, 03:24:46 PM »
Fixt

I'm beginning to think you and Snaggle are brotherhusbands to the same woman.
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Re: Freshen your lipstick before you KISS MY ASS...
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2012, 03:32:14 PM »
I'm beginning to think you and Snaggle are brotherhusbands to the same woman.

Come to think of it, I've never seen my wife in the same room as his.
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Re: Freshen your lipstick before you KISS MY ASS...
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2012, 04:10:39 PM »
Fixt

I am buying these when the new one arrives.



I tired to tell her a backrub and no blowjob wouldn't end well, but noooooo.........
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