A group of women are unhappy about cosmetic brand Maybelline OR.FR +0.89%’s claims about the potency of its line of long-lasting lipsticks.The women, including a New York resident named Santa, sued the venerable makeup company in Manhattan federal court for false advertising, saying Maybelline’s claims about its Super Stay 10HR Stain Gloss and Super Stay 14 HR Lipstick products are “misleading, inaccurate and deceptive.â€The lawsuit, filed on Friday, alleges the lipstick and lip gloss do not last for hours as advertised, but “wear off and fade after only a few hours of wear.†“Maybelline overstates and misrepresent the staying power of its Super Stay products as a means to induce consumers to purchase the product,†the lawsuit said.The Super Stay line, with shades such as “Pink Plush,†“Enduring Ruby†and “Till Mauve Do Us Part,†retails for $8.99 per tube on Maybelline’s website, according to the lawsuit.Believe it or not, the lawsuit is seeking class-action status and damages for alleged violations of federal law and alleged violations of consumer protection laws in New York, Michigan and New Jersey.“Maybelline strongly believes that this lawsuit has no merit and stands proudly behind our products,†said Rebecca Caruso, a spokeswoman for L’Oreal USA, which owns the Maybelline brand. “We will strenuously contest these allegations in court. Consistent with our practice and policy, however, as this matter is currently in litigation we cannot comment further.â€
Well, duh! You have to reapply after every blowjob, ladies.
Which is why married women only need to reapply every 6 months.
Which is why married women only never need to reapply every 6 months.
Fixt
I'm beginning to think you and Snaggle are brotherhusbands to the same woman.