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Happy Birthday...
« on: September 30, 2012, 07:58:39 PM »
To the Chief.

Hope you had a good one, PCT!!!!!!!!!

XXOXOXOXOXOXO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 08:30:16 PM »
Damn you look a lot older then that.

Happy Birthday you old sailor you!!

May your dick get wet but your balls stay dry.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2012, 08:33:53 PM »
happy birthday. 

may your birthday be filled with crab claws.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2012, 08:59:12 PM »
Happy birfday man.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2012, 09:03:43 PM »
Happy Birthday Fucker!  Hope your day is filled with fine Scotch and cigars!
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2012, 06:57:49 AM »
Happy birthday squid.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2012, 09:05:44 AM »
Happy birthday!

Old dudes rule!
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2012, 09:12:17 AM »
From one old dude to another semi-old dude.  Happy happy, sailor boy
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2012, 09:14:35 AM »
I hit you up on the bookfaces yesterday, but didn't notice this thread until this morning...

Happy Happy!
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2012, 09:47:14 AM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2012, 11:13:40 AM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2012, 11:38:21 AM »
I was going to buy a hooker for you.  But Sani was asking too much.

Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2012, 11:40:45 AM »
I was going to get you a present as well, but I ran out of time...so I will just reiterate....


Shane is dead. No longer alive.

Happy Happy Birthday!

MWAH!
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2012, 11:49:48 AM »
Have a good one...

blowjob
shit
meal


In any order you choose.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2012, 12:58:16 PM »
Have a good one...

blowjob
shit
meal


In any order you choose.
Why not all at once? #blumpkin
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2012, 01:13:18 PM »
Why not all at once? #blumpkin

That's an advanced move.

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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2012, 07:00:13 PM »
Thank you all. It was a pretty damn good day .... I didn't do shit but kick back in the recliner, listen to the rain and nap.

It's the simple things.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2012, 08:31:25 PM »
Thank you all. It was a pretty damn good day .... I didn't do shit but kick back in the recliner, listen to the rain and nap.

It's the simple things.

I hate it that that was all your hip would let you do... I'm sure the rain made your rheumatiz act up...
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2012, 11:13:02 AM »
I hate it that that was all your hip would let you do... I'm sure the rain made your rheumatiz act up...
He looks so much older.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2012, 01:04:50 PM »
Happy Belated Birthday.


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