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Shit Just Got Real
« on: September 30, 2012, 07:53:35 AM »


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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 09:04:08 AM »
Reverse Samson?
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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2012, 09:07:42 AM »
Jake cut his hair for a milf? NO wonder his mind ain't in the game.
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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2012, 09:49:35 AM »
Maybe that's been weighing him down.
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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2012, 10:31:06 AM »
He cut his hair...oh noes now he is gonna suck.
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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2012, 03:34:59 PM »
That's his mom and he donated his hair (locks of love).
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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2012, 03:38:41 PM »
That's his mom and he donated his hair (locks of love).

Where did he get it cut?  And what did he have for lunch that day?
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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2012, 04:00:20 PM »
Where did he get it cut?  And what did he have for lunch that day?
My-T-Barbershop & a Big Mic combo.
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2012, 08:42:40 PM »
My-T-Barbershop & a Big Mic combo.

Did he Dimpa size it?
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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2012, 08:49:26 PM »
Did he Dimpa size it?
He said he doesn't want it...
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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2012, 03:36:40 AM »
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By Joel A. Erickson | jerickson@al.com
on September 30, 2012 at 9:20 PM
 
AUBURN, Alabama --The long, curly mane that has been coming out the back of Jake Holland's helmet for a couple of years is gone now.

Holland came back from the bye week sporting a much shorter hair style, the product of a decision to finally end an agreement that started freshman year.

"Trent Fisher and I decided that we would change it up a little bit, grow our hair out for a year," Holland said. "Long story short, it ended up being a little over two and a half years that we grew out our hair."

Beyond feeling a lot lighter -- he said the hair probably weighs three or four pounds --Holland's agreement with Fisher will be used to help somebody in need. Holland grew his hair long enough to meet the requirements necessary to donate his shorn locks to a charity like Locks of Love, an organization that provides wigs to children suffering from long-term medical hair loss.

He hasn't picked a specific charity yet, but now that Holland's hair is short, he's ready to hand it off.

"That's what I did this weekend, cut it off, and I'm going with a different look now," Holland said.

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Positives: Of course it's donating the locks to charity, but also now he'll be quicker getting to the pile.

Negative: He'll get dragged for a couple more yards since he'll be 3 to 4lbs lighter.

 http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2012/09/auburn_linebacker_jake_holland_1.html
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2012, 07:02:56 AM »
Positives: Of course it's donating the locks to charity, but also now he'll be quicker getting to the pile.

Negative: He'll get dragged for a couple more yards since he'll be 3 to 4lbs lighter.

 http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2012/09/auburn_linebacker_jake_holland_1.html

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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2012, 08:46:03 AM »
Positives: Of course it's donating the locks to charity, but also now he'll be quicker getting to the pile.

Negative: He'll get dragged for a couple more yards since he'll be 3 to 4lbs lighter.

 http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2012/09/auburn_linebacker_jake_holland_1.html

Now...was that so hard?
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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2012, 09:09:10 AM »
Positives: Of course it's donating the locks to charity, but also now he'll be quicker getting to the pile.

Negative: He'll get dragged for a couple more yards since he'll be 3 to 4lbs lighter.

 http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2012/09/auburn_linebacker_jake_holland_1.html

So now he becomes a backpack linebacker!
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Re: Shit Just Got Real
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2012, 09:42:48 AM »
Positives: Of course it's donating the locks to charity, but also now he'll be quicker getting to the pile.

Negative: He'll get dragged for a couple more yards since he'll be 3 to 4lbs lighter.

 http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2012/09/auburn_linebacker_jake_holland_1.html
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