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Is the Black Jesus back?

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Is the Black Jesus back?
« on: September 20, 2012, 06:09:32 PM »
We saw it in the last election. People worship this guy. As Americans, we should NEVER put this much importance on one man.

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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2012, 06:13:36 PM »
The Obama supporters are fucking crazy.

The democrat voters are clueless.

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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2012, 07:30:37 PM »
Those Marines are exactly right. It is reminiscent of Hitler, Stalin, et al. It doesn't matter if Romney's face was on that flag. It was dead wrong. It's really scary that we hold one man on such a pedestal; especially when we're not better off than we were when he was voted in. It's like a cult.

The scariest part is, he's going to be around another 4 years.
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2012, 10:23:57 PM »
Quote from: RWS on September 20, 2012, 07:30:37 PM
Those Marines are exactly right. It is reminiscent of Hitler, Stalin, et al. It doesn't matter if Romney's face was on that flag. It was dead wrong. It's really scary that we hold one man on such a pedestal; especially when we're not better off than we were when he was voted in. It's like a cult.

The scariest part is, he's going to be around another 4 years.

Shit I hope not, but as much as this country does their best to seperate God out of our lives.  I fear we may deserve the shit this mother fucker is goona lay down on us for the next four fucking years.
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2012, 02:54:36 PM »


Between the obama flag and this leaflet...I'm afraid to walk down the damn street. Crazies are everywhere.
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2012, 03:05:37 PM »
Save you soul, now
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2012, 03:10:14 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on October 03, 2012, 02:54:36 PM


Between the obama flag and this leaflet...I'm afraid to walk down the damn street. Crazies are everywhere.

Might be time to get a new leg razor.
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2012, 03:23:49 PM »
Bah, summer is over.
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2012, 03:39:41 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on October 03, 2012, 02:54:36 PM


Between the obama flag and this leaflet...I'm afraid to walk down the damn street. Crazies are everywhere.

Damn girl, how about shaving them legs :puke: and getting a manicure. 
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2012, 03:46:51 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 03, 2012, 03:39:41 PM
Damn girl, how about shaving them legs :puke: and getting a manicure.
I think that is starting to look infected
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2012, 03:49:33 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on October 03, 2012, 03:46:51 PM
I think that is starting to look infected

Could that be a toe thumb?
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2012, 04:52:58 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 03, 2012, 03:49:33 PM
Could that be a toe thumb?

So...that's Megan Fox in the picture?
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2012, 04:55:26 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on October 03, 2012, 04:52:58 PM
So...that's Megan Fox in the picture?

So shug dye is Megan fox?
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2012, 05:11:39 PM »
That is my leg and my infected thumb and my seer sucker shorts...see what happens when you accept Barack Obama as your personal lord and savior?
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Re: Is the Black Jesus back?
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2012, 05:27:31 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on October 03, 2012, 05:11:39 PM
That is my leg and my infected thumb and my seer sucker shorts...see what happens when you accept Barack Obama as your personal lord and savior?

Did you take the picture with your ObamaPhone?
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