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Re: Somewhat Encouraging...
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2012, 08:05:04 AM »
I prefer the uncle Sani version of the drunk wiener copter.

One handed clap mutherfuckers.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2012, 08:16:01 AM »
Not me.

Watch this one.  I heard him coughing up a lung earlier and he looks to be possibly going through the change.  A Prowler bite is suspected.
Are you still talking about me being infected or whatever it is y'all have conjured up? When all I've said, for the past few weeks to have some fucking patience, and that I wasn't going to quit on a Coaching Staff and players that haven't quit on me? I think y'all are actually the ones infected and y'all are doing your damndest to get everyone else sick.

Patience is a virtue.
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Re: Somewhat Encouraging...
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2012, 09:17:56 AM »
Are you still talking about me being infected or whatever it is y'all have conjured up? When all I've said, for the past few weeks to have some fucking patience, and that I wasn't going to quit on a Coaching Staff and players that haven't quit on me? I think y'all are actually the ones infected and y'all are doing your damndest to get everyone else sick.

Patience is a virtue.

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« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2012, 10:26:36 AM »
Not me.

Watch this one.  I heard him coughing up a lung earlier and he looks to be possibly going through the change.  A Prowler bite is suspected.
I was making a joke.  I still think we go 3 - 9.
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Re: Somewhat Encouraging...
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2012, 10:34:32 AM »
I was making a joke.  I still think we go 3 - 9.

I'm calling 4-7 right now.
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Re: Somewhat Encouraging...
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2012, 10:59:18 AM »
Being "patient" got Florida Ron Zook, Mississippi State Sylvester Croom, and Alabama Mike Shula.

Fuck patient.
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« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2012, 11:14:02 AM »
Being "patient" got Florida Ron Zook, Mississippi State Sylvester Croom, and Alabama Mike Shula.

Fuck patient.

It helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Somewhat Encouraging...
« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2012, 11:15:38 AM »
It helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.
If loving Auburn is wrong...I don't wanna be right.
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Re: Somewhat Encouraging...
« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2012, 11:17:15 AM »
It helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.

They also had God's help. Well, except for Gilligan.
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« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2012, 11:20:16 AM »
If loving Auburn is wrong...I don't wanna be right.

Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2012, 11:29:25 AM »
Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.
 
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« Reply #31 on: September 25, 2012, 11:45:21 AM »
If loving Auburn is wrong...I don't wanna be right.

Yall might remember him as Joe the policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of That's My Momma.
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Re: Somewhat Encouraging...
« Reply #32 on: September 25, 2012, 11:47:55 AM »
The royal penis is washed
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Re: Somewhat Encouraging...
« Reply #33 on: September 25, 2012, 06:47:50 PM »
It helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.
Gilligan needed patience. Could you imagine the frustration of being stuck on an island with a motherfucker that can build a radio out of a couple of coconuts, but can't figure out how to build a boat from an island full of trees.
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