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ARK-AUB Tickets
« on: September 23, 2012, 12:18:34 AM »
     Been out of town a few days, just got home and guess what was in the mailbox?  Two tickets to the Arkansas-Auburn game, WOO HOO!!!  I am SOOOO excited.  Really can't wait to go!!  Unfortunately, I think my mother in law is scheduled for a colonoscopy that day, and that sounds equally exciting.  It is so hard to pick which to go to.  Anybody want to make a bid on the Ark-Aub tickets (or the colonscopy for that matter)?  I am willing to except all offers, reasonable or otherwise....
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2012, 06:14:03 PM »
What is regular price anyway?


















For the colonoscopy, that is.
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2012, 07:32:18 PM »
$20 bucks a ticket?
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2012, 08:18:53 AM »
Go to the colonoscopy. Less likely to be disappointed.
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2012, 08:20:46 AM »
I suspect the colonoscopy will have less shit involved in it.
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2012, 12:12:31 PM »
I suspect the colonoscopy will have less shit involved in it.
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2012, 01:47:24 PM »
Just saw the Arky kick off is at......drumroll.....




11:00 a.m.  :facepalm:

Really?  Again?  That's 3 out of the first 5 games starting at 11:30 or earlier. 
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2012, 02:14:52 PM »
Just saw the Arky kick off is at......drumroll.....




11:00 a.m.  :facepalm:

Really?  Again?  That's 3 out of the first 5 games starting at 11:30 or earlier.

Thats what you get with two 1-3 teams facing each other.

This could be shittastic game.
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2012, 02:19:07 PM »
Thats what you get with two 1-3 teams facing each other.

This could be shittastic game.

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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2012, 02:20:20 PM »
Two rainbow colored unicorns having a Nerf gun fight
Two 80 year old grandmothers having a sword fight with daisies.
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2012, 02:25:19 PM »
Two Yorkie puppies fighting over who gets in mama's lap.
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2012, 02:37:46 PM »
 :wartim:   vs     :fag:
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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2012, 04:09:19 PM »
A couple of retards trying to hump a doorknob.
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2012, 04:11:36 PM »
Two midget girls jello wrestling.
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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2012, 04:41:39 PM »
Two midget girls jello wrestling.

I'd pay for one of those tickets.
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« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2012, 05:09:10 PM »
Greasyweasel vs. Birmingham
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« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2012, 05:25:50 PM »
Two Yorkie puppies fighting over who gets in mama's lap.
Personal experience?
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2012, 10:01:25 PM »
I'd pay for one of those tickets.

Was about to ask him how that was as shitastic as our game against Arky........thinking the old man is starting to lose it.
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2012, 10:11:49 PM »
Chopper vs a sofa
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Re: ARK-AUB Tickets
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2012, 11:09:05 PM »
Jake Holland vs Kniles Davis
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