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Who's Off The Wagon?

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Re: Who's Off The Wagon?
« Reply #120 on: September 18, 2012, 10:11:35 AM »
Yeah, there's plenty to choose from.

Imagine this douche in social settings.

"Hehe. Check THIS out. So basically what I do with mah free time, is I've created this fake internet persona, right? And get this - he's a Auburn fan. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. See this Auburn fan hates Cheese-Nik. Also I made up this whole thing about Pat Dye fuckin over mah fam'ly. I was vague enough about it that those dumb barners have GOT to believe it. So basically what I do is I take this act on the road. I'm on about 13 or 14 different Auburn boards. MAN it burns them barners up when I say I'm a Auburn fan but talk about wontin Cheese-Nik to be farred. Hehe. It's GREAT man. Then I talk about Dye an what a filthy cheater he was and still is. And tell 'em I'm real in-the-know lak. They can tell cause I tell em stuff about how Dye's really pullin all the strangs in that program, and, well, ERRbody knows that's what's really goin on on them Plains."


He gots mad skillz.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Who's Off The Wagon?
« Reply #121 on: September 18, 2012, 10:44:38 AM »
Yeah, there's plenty to choose from.

Imagine this douche in social settings.

"Hehe. Check THIS out. So basically what I do with mah free time, is I've created this fake internet persona, right? And get this - he's a Auburn fan. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. See this Auburn fan hates Cheese-Nik. Also I made up this whole thing about Pat Dye fuckin over mah fam'ly. I was vague enough about it that those dumb barners have GOT to believe it. So basically what I do is I take this act on the road. I'm on about 13 or 14 different Auburn boards. MAN it burns them barners up when I say I'm a Auburn fan but talk about wontin Cheese-Nik to be farred. Hehe. It's GREAT man. Then I talk about Dye an what a filthy cheater he was and still is. And tell 'em I'm real in-the-know lak. They can tell cause I tell em stuff about how Dye's really pullin all the strangs in that program, and, well, ERRbody knows that's what's really goin on on them Plains."

Nice.

Nothing like being dumb enough to leave the truth out there where everyone can read it. You know, in PUBLIC.
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Re: Who's Off The Wagon?
« Reply #122 on: September 19, 2012, 05:57:52 AM »
So, I'm guessing greasey bammer left the board again...figures.
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Re: Who's Off The Wagon?
« Reply #123 on: September 19, 2012, 09:27:44 AM »
So, I'm guessing greasey bammer left the board again...figures.


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Re: Who's Off The Wagon?
« Reply #124 on: September 19, 2012, 12:01:01 PM »

                                                            greaseyweasel
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Re: Who's Off The Wagon?
« Reply #125 on: September 19, 2012, 12:51:31 PM »


Agree with the sentiment, but mine was biographically accurate.
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Re: Who's Off The Wagon?
« Reply #126 on: September 19, 2012, 01:14:22 PM »
Agree with the sentiment, but mine was biographically accurate.

I just thought you had a new found love for NASCAR.
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Re: Who's Off The Wagon?
« Reply #127 on: September 22, 2012, 11:21:36 AM »
So greasy gets raped over the coals and doesn't have the sack to take it like a man? 

Bitch was asking for it. 
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