Fuck Me

[Snaggletiger]

I also laughed with great delight drinking the $4.00 bottle waters and you were drinking beer. I was healthy mofo for 3 hours.

With that game, I switched to whiskey by noon.

[dallaswareagle]

With that game, I switched to whiskey by noon.

I did have a beer with simp-gh-awk around 10:00 am.

I need to invent some kind of beer sneaking system. I don't like the hard stuff.

[Snaggletiger]

I did have a beer with simp-gh-awk around 10:00 am.

I need to invent some kind of beer sneaking system. I don't like the hard stuff.

Way back in the day, long before terrorists and anyone or anything was checked as you walked in a stadium....my brother went to the Crapstoned.  He was in a fraternity and long before the game started, they would work out a system of lookouts and drop a rope over the side and hoist a keg up to keep in their section. 

[dallaswareagle]

Way back in the day, long before terrorists and anyone or anything was checked as you walked in a stadium....my brother went to the Crapstoned.  He was in a fraternity and long before the game started, they would work out a system of lookouts and drop a rope over the side and hoist a keg up to keep in their section.

I was in Section 4 for this game-Most of that crowd would not be into that nor do I think that group could help me haul that keg up.

[Snaggletiger]

I was in Section 4 for this game-Most of that crowd would not be into that nor do I think that group could help me haul that keg up.

I klinked at the SECCG this past year.  I know Sani will chastise my sorry ass for not getting a trusty burrbinz stadium cushion.  I had on cargo pants with a deep pocket every 3 inches.  I had pints and miniatures and anything else I could stuff in there...plus a bottle down my dick.  I meant I was taking whiskey drinks in that game.  Went through the gate....klink...klink klink...klink..klink klink...No sir Officer, nothing in these pockets....klink...

[noxin]

No sir Officer, nothing in these pockets....klink...

That's just the sound of my prosthetic balls

[dallaswareagle]

I klinked at the SECCG this past year.  I know Sani will chastise my sorry ass for not getting a trusty burrbinz stadium cushion.  I had on cargo pants with a deep pocket every 3 inches.  I had pints and miniatures and anything else I could stuff in there...plus a bottle down my dick.  I meant I was taking whiskey drinks in that game.  Went through the gate....klink...klink klink...klink..klink klink...No sir Officer, nothing in these pockets pants....klink...

Would have been more honest.

[Kaos]

I klinked at the SECCG this past year.  I know Sani will chastise my sorry ass for not getting a trusty burrbinz stadium cushion.  I had on cargo pants with a deep pocket every 3 inches.  I had pints and miniatures and anything else I could stuff in there...plus a bottle down my dick.  I meant I was taking whiskey drinks in that game.  Went through the gate....klink...klink klink...klink..klink klink...No sir Officer, nothing in these pockets....klink...

IV bag with an IV tube attached.   Tube clipped inside your shirt front, bag taped to the inside of your leg.  IV tube becomes a straw.   Very inconspicuous.

[Snaggletiger]

IV bag with an IV tube attached.   Tube clipped inside your shirt front, bag taped to the inside of your leg.  IV tube becomes a straw.   Very inconspicuous.

Wouldn't it be easier to just go ahead and insert it in your vein and start the drip?  Leaves your mouth free to holler obsenities at the refs and opposing fans.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Way back in the day, long before terrorists and anyone or anything was checked as you walked in a stadium....my brother went to the Crapstoned.  He was in a fraternity and long before the game started, they would work out a system of lookouts and drop a rope over the side and hoist a keg up to keep in their section.

When I was at Auburn we just went with the big tittied girlfriend with gallon Ziploc bag between the bazongas.  Funny, the guards would always stare straight at the hiding place but they never found it.

[AUJarhead]

When we brought my daughter to her first Auburn game, fall 2005, we brought her diaper bag in with us.  Two of the bottles were filled with jack daniels, which looks like a lot like "juice."

[HSVBeerNerd]

When I was at Auburn we just went with the big tittied girlfriend with gallon Ziploc bag between the bazongas.  Funny, the guards would always stare straight at the hiding place but they never found it.

THAT... is doing it right.

[Buzz Killington]

When we brought my daughter to her first Auburn game, fall 2005, we brought her diaper bag in with us.  Two of the bottles were filled with jack daniels, which looks like a lot like "juice."

Kept her quiet the entire game, didn't it?

[dallaswareagle]

When we brought my daughter to her first Auburn game, fall 2005, we brought her diaper bag in with us.  Two of the bottles were filled with jack daniels, which looks like a lot like "juice."

We did that here for the AU-Texas game here in Austin-Except we had no baby. 90ish time frame. They drank I was the sober one. 

[djsimp]

Let AWK carry a couple flask and make sure you sit close by. Done deal.