As the best Texan on the board, what with being in Houston and all, let me be the first to tell you to go gig yourself. This ain't your momma's Auburn forum. Please present your dog to Jumbo for initiation rites.
Only one rule round these here parts - no racism, with the exception being any Auburn educated Mexican chicas who hang drywall. They are fair game. Figured with you being Aggy and all, I had better explain that distinction.
Other than that, if language, crude humor and a constant barrage of movie quote hijacks bothers you, well, piss off. And what the hell is up with the ghey boy cheerleaders and the need for a gorram playboy for your gorram cheers? Lame.
A point of order to the X membership. I propose that for Aggy noobs, in addition to the traditional fisting of their dog by Jumbo, they need to present that flea bitten Lassie wannabe for a fisting as well. She is probably used to being molested anyway. Thoughts?