I Just Want 2 Things

[Snaggletiger]

I've really kind of been sitting out on all the debate...mostly between the entire board and Prowler..over To Fire Or Not To Fire Chizik.  And while I'm leaning more toward the position of it's time to move on, I'm still waiting on 2 things.  First, I have no illusions about winning this weekend.  But, I want to see some damn fight in this team.  I want to see the coaches, especially on defense, do some things that tell me they're at least trying to win this game.  (Hate to use Roof as a reference, but see Iron Bowl 09') I want to see Kalil Frazier show some sign that the light is coming on and he gives us hope that he may be a serviceable QB by years end.

The second thing is I want Auburn to beat Arkansas.  No excuses.  That's a bad, bad defense.  Auburn will have played 3 top 25 teams, had every opportunity to get an identity and have 2 weeks to prepare.  Plus, it's at home. So, bottom line for me is they at least try and trade punches with LSU and beat Arky.  If they do, then despite what seems to be the consensus around here, I'll ride it out and see where it goes.  If they can't do those 2 things, then fuck the whole lot of em'.  Ship this staff to Siberia after game 5.

BTDub...nothing is going to happen to Chizik this year regardless.  Jay Jacobs is a clueless, gutless worm and there are no more Bobby Lowders around to pull the trigger. 

[War Eagle!!!]

I've really kind of been sitting out on all the debate...mostly between the entire board and Prowler..over To Fire Or Not To Fire Chizik.  And while I'm leaning more toward the position of it's time to move on, I'm still waiting on 2 things.  First, I have no illusions about winning this weekend.  But, I want to see some damn fight in this team.  I want to see the coaches, especially on defense, do some things that tell me they're at least trying to win this game.  (Hate to use Roof as a reference, but see Iron Bowl 09') I want to see Kalil Frazier show some sign that the light is coming on and he gives us hope that he may be a serviceable QB by years end.

The second thing is I want Auburn to beat Arkansas.  No excuses.  That's a bad, bad defense.  Auburn will have played 3 top 25 teams, had every opportunity to get an identity and have 2 weeks to prepare.  Plus, it's at home. So, bottom line for me is they at least try and trade punches with LSU and beat Arky.  If they do, then despite what seems to be the consensus around here, I'll ride it out and see where it goes.  If they can't do those 2 things, then fuck the whole lot of em'.  Ship this staff to Siberia after game 5.

I am for that. If Auburn can do those things, I could be talked into giving Chizik another year.............

But it isn't going to happen...

[The Six]

BTDub...nothing is going to happen to Chizik this year regardless.  Jay Jacobs is a clueless, gutless worm and there are no more Bobby Lowders around to pull the trigger.

Word.

[Snaggletiger]

I am for that. If Auburn can do those things, I could be talked into giving Chizik another year.............

But it isn't going to happen...

That's what I'm afraid of.

[GH2001]

I am for that. If Auburn can do those things, I could be talked into giving Chizik another year.............

But it isn't going to happen...

It's like I thought it and you typed it.

Arky has a bad defense. But it's a bad SEC D. Clemson has a bad ACC defense. One of the worst. WVU could have hung 100 on them with their 3 star filled roster. Ball State moved the ball twice as good us against Clemson. And we still couldn't muster but one lucky TD against that squad. ON TURF. FSU could have a fun time with CU this weekend.

Sorry, I just don't have any confidence at the moment. Even against Arky's D.

[djsimp]

Sorry, I just don't have any confidence at the moment. Even against Arky's D.

I think it would be a better ball game if it was Tiger X vs Woopig.

[JR4AU]

I am for that. If Auburn can do those things, I could be talked into giving Chizik another year.............

But it isn't going to happen...

No, it's not.   

[Godfather]

I think it would be a better ball game if it was Tiger X vs Woopig.

Hmmmm  Hogwally vs Jumbo in the trenches.  Could make for an interesting game.

[AUJarhead]

I thought for sure that Snaggle would have said these for his two things.

1) Pussy
2) Beer

[Buzz Killington]

Hmmmm  Hogwally vs Jumbo in the trenches.  Could make for an interesting game.

Can Jumbo pull off the drunk cartwheel?  That's right...didn't think so!

[GH2001]

I thought for sure that Snaggle would have said these for his two things.

1) Pussy
2) Beer

or:

1.) testicle 1
2.) testicle 2

[Godfather]

Can Jumbo pull off the drunk cartwheel?  That's right...didn't think so!

Hey who's side are you on?

[Godfather]

or:

1.) testicle 1
2.) testicle 2

Ha   

[Buzz Killington]

Hey who's side are you on?

Fire Godfather Gene Chizik!

[Godfather]

Fire Godfather Gene Chizik!

I already resigned.

[GH2001]

Ha   

Or does he call them "lefty" and "righty"?

"Pancho and Lefty" maybe?

[Godfather]

Or does he call them "lefty" and "righty"?

"Pancho and Lefty" maybe?

James Westhall and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

[Snaggletiger]

I thought for sure that Snaggle would have said these for his two things.

1) Pussy
2) Beer

That's ll I need.  To put up a fight against LSU and beat Arky....and pussy.  That's all I need.  A fight against LSU and beating Arky and pussy.  That's all I need.  And this beer.  That's all I need.

[djsimp]

Hey who's side are you on?

Just let him go. He'll be on the receiving end of an ass whoopin cause JR will have one
bad ass offensive scheme.

[Godfather]

Just let him go. He'll be on the receiving end of an ass whoopin cause JR will have one
bad ass offensive scheme.

The Annexation of Puerto Rico?