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I Just Want 2 Things

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Re: I Just Want 2 Things
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2012, 01:00:33 PM »
The Annexation of Puerto Rico?

JR's in Hell.  JR's in pee-wee HELL!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: I Just Want 2 Things
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2012, 01:08:58 PM »
JR's in Hell.  JR's in pee-wee HELL!
ICE CHEST!
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Re: I Just Want 2 Things
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2012, 01:12:31 PM »
That's all I need.

...tight pussy, loose shoes, and warm place to shit. 

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Re: I Just Want 2 Things
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2012, 01:15:43 PM »
It's like I thought it and you typed it.

Arky has a bad defense. But it's a bad SEC D. Clemson has a bad ACC defense. One of the worst. WVU could have hung 100 on them with their 3 star filled roster. Ball State moved the ball twice as good us against Clemson. And we still couldn't muster but one lucky TD against that squad. ON TURF. FSU could have a fun time with CU this weekend.

Sorry, I just don't have any confidence at the moment. Even against Arky's D.Against anyone’s D   :facepalm:

And I damn sure don't think our D can stop anyone (even AAM)
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: I Just Want 2 Things
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2012, 01:42:05 PM »
I want to fuck Kate Beckinsale, Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, Raven Riley, Jesse Jane, Ali Larter, Michelle Rodriguez, Uma Thurman, Oliva Munn, Rachel Leigh Cook and Scarlett Johanssen all at the same time and for an average of eight hours apiece. 

Then I want to choose 12 more tomorrow. 

I think I have a better chance of getting those two things than the two that started this thread. 

Please to be delivering.
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Re: I Just Want 2 Things
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2012, 01:43:55 PM »
I want to fuck Kate Beckinsale, Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, Raven Riley, Jesse Jane, Ali Larter, Michelle Rodriguez, Uma Thurman, Oliva Munn, Rachel Leigh Cook and Scarlett Johanssen all at the same time and for an average of eight hours apiece. 

Then I want to choose 12 more tomorrow. 

I think I have a better chance of getting those two things than the two that started this thread. 

Please to be delivering.
Question....what are you going to be doing with them for the remaining 7 hours and 55 minutes?  Playing Scrabble?
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Re: I Just Want 2 Things
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2012, 01:45:44 PM »
Question....what are you going to be doing with them for the remaining 7 hours and 55 minutes?  Playing Scrabble?

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Re: I Just Want 2 Things
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2012, 02:59:43 PM »
Question....what are you going to be doing with them for the remaining 7 hours and 55 minutes?  Playing Scrabble?
Its the freakin catalina wine mixer!

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Re: I Just Want 2 Things
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2012, 03:27:40 PM »
I want to fuck Kate Beckinsale, Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, Raven Riley, Jesse Jane, Ali Larter, Michelle Rodriguez, Uma Thurman, Oliva Munn, Rachel Leigh Cook and Scarlett Johanssen all at the same time and for an average of eight hours apiece. 
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Re: I Just Want 2 Things
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2012, 03:33:32 PM »
...tight pussy, loose shoes, and warm place to shit.

A cold gust of wind up the backside while you are trying to give back to mother earth is Boreas way of letting you know he can get your attention.   
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Re: I Just Want 2 Things
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2012, 06:18:17 PM »
Its the freakin catalina wine mixer!


this isn't tbs.
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