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So I'm Looking to Battle...

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So I'm Looking to Battle...
« on: September 19, 2012, 11:22:41 AM »
Actually, I just want a new stream of entertainment, so I finally got a twitter account.  I don't tweet, but I do read.

So far, Patton Oswalt is my favorite tweeter.

NPRNews is a steady dose of current events and oddball stories.

Alton Brown is about to get un-followed.  He's a serial photo-tweeter instead of typing responses.

Daniel Tosh is predictably funny.  He recently said: "the best excuse I have for anything is that I grew up in Florida."  Hit close to home.

So who ya got?  I try following the players, but the damn hippity hoppity slang confounds me.
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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2012, 11:25:47 AM »
Actually, I just want a new stream of entertainment, so I finally got a twitter account.  I don't tweet, but I do read.

So far, Patton Oswalt is my favorite tweeter.

NPRNews is a steady dose of current events and oddball stories.

Alton Brown is about to get un-followed.  He's a serial photo-tweeter instead of typing responses.

Daniel Tosh is predictably funny.  He recently said: "the best excuse I have for anything is that I grew up in Florida."  Hit close to home.

So who ya got?  I try following the players, but the damn hippity hoppity slang confounds me.
Greg From Pelham
Riley Steele
Jesse Jane
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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2012, 11:31:59 AM »
Greg From Pelham
Riley Steele
Jesse Jane

One of these things is not like the other...
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2012, 12:14:11 PM »
mmmm Jesse Jane
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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2012, 12:15:07 PM »
I follow Jumbo...it is Bananas!
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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 12:45:36 PM »
I follow Jumbo...it is Bananas fists!

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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 01:25:44 PM »
i follow...

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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2012, 01:50:59 PM »
i follow...

tigersx
We have a twatter feed bitch so suck it.

http://twitter.com/tigersxcom

It just doesn't have much to say.
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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2012, 02:34:52 PM »
We have a twatter feed bitch so suck it.

http://twitter.com/tigersxcom

It just doesn't have much to say.

i know...i'm 1 of 61 followers.   :civic:
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2012, 03:33:28 PM »
i know...i'm 1 of 61 followers.   :civic:
Take that fuckin Charlie Sheen.  #winning
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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2012, 03:56:00 PM »
I get a few chortles out of @GhostHarryCaray and @OldHossRadbourn
Jim Gaffigan and Daniel Tosh are fun to follow too


You should definitely follow @TFLN (Texts from last night)

 
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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2012, 11:21:54 AM »
Chizad would be the God of this thread.  He has been MIA though.
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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2012, 11:29:36 AM »
Actually, I just want a new stream of entertainment, so I finally got a twitter account.  I don't tweet, but I do read.

So far, Patton Oswalt is my favorite tweeter.

NPRNews is a steady dose of current events and oddball stories.

Alton Brown is about to get un-followed.  He's a serial photo-tweeter instead of typing responses.

Daniel Tosh is predictably funny.  He recently said: "the best excuse I have for anything is that I grew up in Florida."  Hit close to home.

So who ya got?  I try following the players, but the damn hippity hoppity slang confounds me.

I like Sean Patrick Flannery. He's pretty damn funny on teh twitterz. I saw where he was very followed in some article so I followed him.

Dane Cook is interesting if nothing else. About like his standup, obnoxious and graphic. Def not boring, but probably not that funny either.

If you like gossip and slander articles, Brooks is good. He will essentially tweet the same damn thing 20 times in an hour, usually about Penn State or Cam Newton 

Hokansen simply because of the Auburn stuff.

But the best is Webb Hudson.  :thumsup:
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Re: So I'm Looking to Battle...
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2012, 08:31:11 AM »
AnaheimAlbert, a parody Albert Pujols account

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