Actually, I just want a new stream of entertainment, so I finally got a twitter account. I don't tweet, but I do read.
So far, Patton Oswalt is my favorite tweeter.
NPRNews is a steady dose of current events and oddball stories.
Alton Brown is about to get un-followed. He's a serial photo-tweeter instead of typing responses.
Daniel Tosh is predictably funny. He recently said: "the best excuse I have for anything is that I grew up in Florida." Hit close to home.
So who ya got? I try following the players, but the damn hippity hoppity slang confounds me.