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PutcherPredickshuns...
« on: September 18, 2012, 12:51:01 PM »
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AU/LSU score

Over/Under number of Jake Holland tackles 3.  Arriving at the pile 5 seconds after the tackle is made counts for Jake.

Combined number of sacks, interceptions and/or full tard events for Kalil. 

Will Clint Moseley see the field (Other than from the sidelines) either as a result of aforementioned full tardedness or injury?
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2012, 01:03:59 PM »
Pain.
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2012, 01:08:49 PM »
here...

AU/LSU score

Over/Under number of Jake Holland tackles 3.  Arriving at the pile 5 seconds after the tackle is made counts for Jake.

Combined number of sacks, interceptions and/or full tard events for Kalil. 

Will Clint Moseley see the field (Other than from the sidelines) either as a result of aforementioned full tardedness or injury?

AU 6
LSU 42

We DO have a good kicker, and I figure we can get within range at least twice against their second or third string.  LSU stops at 42 if Les lets up the gas and tells his second or third string O to take a knee for the entire second half.  Gotta have those style points, baby.

I don't even know how to choose an over/under on Holland, as he is seldom within ten yards of the play before it even happens.  Running up after it is over shouldn't count.  I say he finishes with 3 tackles and 3 "assists".  Again, LSU plays second or third string in second half.

KF gets sacked five times, throws three picks, and goes full tard twice in each half.

But we do not see Moseley.  Except on the big screen with a towel on his head.
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2012, 01:12:51 PM »
AU 6
LSU 42

We DO have a good kicker, and I figure we can get within range at least twice against their second or third string.  LSU stops at 42 if Les lets up the gas and tells his second or third string O to take a knee for the entire second half.  Gotta have those style points, baby.

I don't even know how to choose an over/under on Holland, as he is seldom within ten yards of the play before it even happens.  Running up after it is over shouldn't count.  I say he finishes with 3 tackles and 3 "assists".  Again, LSU plays second or third string in second half.

KF gets sacked five times, throws three picks, and goes full tard twice in each half.

But we do not see Moseley.  Except on the big screen with a towel on his head.

Could not have said it better.

With a blowout loss does the heat get turned up on CGC or after the Arky game when the same thing happens?
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2012, 01:17:39 PM »
LSU 48
Auburn 10

Holland with 12 tackles.

Sacks 6, Interceptions 4.

Mosley, no.  Wallace, yes.
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2012, 01:42:21 PM »
LSU 48
Auburn 10

Holland with 12 tackles.

Sacks 6, Interceptions 4.

Mosley, no.  Wallace, yes.

Damn-Why get the new kid killed?
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2012, 01:47:40 PM »
Damn-Why get the new kid killed?

No shit.  Against LSU, Wallace would wind up like David Carr.  The Texans got him sacked so much, he probably still has PTSD.

Would rather see Wallace against someone more our speed, like AL A&M.
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2012, 02:11:37 PM »
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Mike 48 (Miles starts taking a knee and punting to us at the start of the 4th Q, we can't move the ball on their 5th string D, and he starts putting uniforms on LSU fans that made the trip to let them play)

There's going to be a whole new Kiehl Frazier.  One that is scared shitless of a fucking REAL rush that can actually hurt him.  He'll never even see a receiver, if he completes a pass, it will be slinging one up for grabs and blind luck.  He goes full tard after the first sack early in the 1st Q.  (if we get the ball first, if LSU does, they'll run half the Q off with a 15 play 80yd drive.)

7 Sacks, 4 Ints, 2 Fumbles.  He takes himself out of the game just after Jake does, and we see Wallace. 
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2012, 02:14:50 PM »
Pain.

and death.....and misery.....and blood.....lots of blood.
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2012, 02:22:23 PM »
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Mike 48 (Miles starts taking a knee and punting to us at the start of the 4th Q, we can't move the ball on their 5th string D, and he starts putting uniforms on LSU fans that made the trip to let them play)

My 50 y/o corndog hubby is STOKED about this...
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2012, 02:27:08 PM »
The side of me that still likes to hope for miracles. The side of me with orange and blue glasses:

Cajun Tigers - 47
Tard Tigers - 10


The gut feeling, realistic side of me:

Cajun Tigers - 58
Tard Tigers -3
« Last Edit: September 18, 2012, 02:28:42 PM by GH2001 »
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2012, 02:43:34 PM »
My 50 y/o corndog hubby is STOKED about this...

You're married to an old fart! 
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2012, 02:46:29 PM »
Jake Holland over.

25 Daren Bates             5    9   14     .     .   .     .      2    .      .     3
12 D. McNeal               9    2   11  1.0/4    .   .     .      1    .      .     .
5  Jake Holland            5    5   10     .     .   .     .      1    .      .     1


Got credited with ten tackles a QB hurry and a pass broken up last week.  If they're going to be that lenient, he'll have 14 dozen tackles this week.  Credit every time somebody gets past him.
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2012, 02:54:34 PM »
You're married to an old fart!

Hey now, some of us have to be. :getoff:
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2012, 02:55:20 PM »
Auburn 13
LSU 10

11 TFL by the Jakester

0 INT's

0 PT for Moseley or the new kid.
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2012, 03:00:40 PM »
Auburn 13
LSU 10

11 TFL by the Jakester

0 INT's

0 PT for Moseley or the new kid.




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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2012, 03:16:39 PM »
lsWHO - 38
Barners - 10

Over/Under number of Jake Holland tackles 3.  Over 

Full tard events count?  30.  Not even joking. 

No.  Moseley will hit the deck faster than a McCalebb jet sweep if Chizik calls his name on Saturday. 
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2012, 03:31:54 PM »
lsWHO - 38
Barners - 10

Over/Under number of Jake Holland tackles 3.  Over 

Full tard events count?  30.  Not even joking. 

No.  Moseley will hit the deck faster than a McCalebb jet sweep if Chizik calls his name on Saturday.

Clint, go in.

Uh, Coach....I uuhh....umm....I think I just shit myself. 
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Re: PutcherPredickshuns...
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2012, 03:42:04 PM »
Tigahrs - 45

Tigers - 10

Holland 8 tackles

Kyle - 4 sacks - 3 ints

We get 7 on a pick six.
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Re: PutcherPrerichardshuns...
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2012, 03:53:56 PM »
LSU holds an advantage at every single position in this game and barring a colossal meltdown should win with ease. That said, LSU doesn't score tons of points because they aren't flashy on offense. They don't have to be with that defense.

LSU 34, Auburn 6

Jake Holland tackles - I'll take the over if we count them this way.

Combined number of sacks, interceptions and/or full tard events for Kalil.  - 2ints, 5 sacks, 7 full tard moments

Will Clint Moseley see the field (Other than from the sidelines) either as a result of aforementioned full tardedness or injury? Nope
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