Silver Lining

[Snaggletiger]

There's a very good chance this will be Jake Holland's last game this year.  Has anyone watched LSU play this year?  Well, it's the same as last year but now they have a QB.  Time and time again, they simply pitch the ball back and run straight up the gut of the defense.  I have no doubt in my mind that the game plan for LSU....after watching the award winning comedies that are AU's first 3 game films...will be to go right at Holland the first 37 plays of the game.  Is it possible that he turns and runs at some point?

[dallaswareagle]

There's a very good chance this will be Jake Holland's last game this year.  Has anyone watched LSU play this year?  Well, it's the same as last year but now they have a QB.  Time and time again, they simply pitch the ball back and run straight up the gut of the defense.  I have no doubt in my mind that the game plan for LSU....after watching the award winning comedies that are AU's first 3 game films...will be to go right at Holland the first 37 plays of the game.  Is it possible that he turns and runs at some point?

Or leaves the field with a semi-fake injury. Cause he gonna get hurt.

[Tiger Wench]

There's a very good chance this will be Jake Holland's last game this year.  Has anyone watched LSU play this year?  Well, it's the same as last year but now they have a QB.  Time and time again, they simply pitch the ball back and run straight up the gut of the defense.  I have no doubt in my mind that the game plan for LSU....after watching the award winning comedies that are AU's first 3 game films...will be to go right at Holland the first 37 plays of the game.  Is it possible that he turns and runs at some point?

He will be in there until he is physically too injured to play.  Not wishing that on him.  I am just saying he will play until he simply cannot play anymore.  However, considering that his uniform is still clean at the end of every game, the chances of injury are slim and none, unless he trips over his own feet in the open field and sprains an ankle.

If the AU coaches have not figured out by now that he is the weak link in the D, then what's another 37 or 45 or 56 plays right at him going to prove?

And no, I think he is too stupid to figure out he sucks.  And too stupid to be scared.

[RWS]

Maybe LSU simply plays defense the entire game, and Holland never steps foot on the field.


Would they still cover the spread?

[Snaggletiger]

I watched a good bit of the Washington game and it was just sick how bad LSU was blowing them off the line.  They'd pound it 7-8 times then play action...Bada Bing. 

[Tiger Wench]

You know those feel good stories you see on ESPN where some special needs kid has been on a team for the whole season, and at the end of the game both his team and the opposing team collaborate to let him get in a play or a series or make a touchdown or something?

If Jake Holland makes a tackle, that's why.

[AWK]

You know those feel good stories you see on ESPN where some special needs kid has been on a team for the whole season, and at the end of the game both his team and the opposing team collaborate to let him get in a play or a series or make a touchdown or something?

If Jake Holland makes a tackle, that's why.

Simple Jake Holland likes his head movies.

[GH2001]

  Is it possible that he turns and runs at some point?

Thats the hope. Right on out of the stadium.

[Godfather]

Simple Jake Holland likes his head movies.

But this head movie makes my eyes rain!

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Maybe LSU simply plays defense the entire game, and Holland never steps foot on the field.


Would they still cover the spread?

Yes, and I hate you.

[Saniflush]

Simple Jake Holland likes his head movies.

You're never supposed to go full tard.

[Tiger Wench]

You're never supposed to go full tard.

Perfect.  Jake Holland never does anything full on anyway.

[The Prowler]

Remember some of y'all saying how I wasn't an Auburn fan because I was happy that AJ Greene got hurt back in 2010 and was hoping for another injury this past season.

Jack Holland has become everyone else's Josh Bynes (2008)

[AUJarhead]

Remember some of y'all saying how I wasn't an Auburn fan because I was happy that AJ Greene got hurt back in 2010 and was hoping for another injury this past season.

Jack Holland has become everyone else's Josh Bynes (2008)

If he plays better than Jake, I'm ok with that.

[The Prowler]

If he plays better than Jake, I'm ok with that.

There's a reason why I posted Jack Holland....

[Kaos]

So I was in Best Buy earlier.  Somebody was playing the XBox NCAA football game.  They were Auburn.  Playing LSU.

And the digital Jake Holland was flat blowing shit up.  He scraped down the line and absolutely fucked running plays to hell and back.  He recognized the play action and dropped back into coverage.  He tattooed a receiver trying to run a slant route over the middle, separating that fool from the ball and his senses. 

The guy using Auburn also benched Frazier and put Moseley in.  Ran a couple of sweeps and torched the corner.  Used play action to draw the safety in and hit Blake over the top for a big gain.  Hit the short routes. Hit crossing patterns. Scrambled for a first down.

I was mesmerized. 

Fake Auburn put up 21 points.  Fake Jake helped hold LSU to 18.  Two FG, two TD, went for two both times and failed.

[wesfau2]

So I was in Best Buy earlier.  Somebody was playing the XBox NCAA football game.  They were Auburn.  Playing LSU.

And the digital Jake Holland was flat blowing shit up.  He scraped down the line and absolutely fucked running plays to hell and back.  He recognized the play action and dropped back into coverage.  He tattooed a receiver trying to run a slant route over the middle, separating that fool from the ball and his senses. 

The guy using Auburn also benched Frazier and put Moseley in.  Ran a couple of sweeps and torched the corner.  Used play action to draw the safety in and hit Blake over the top for a big gain.  Hit the short routes. Hit crossing patterns. Scrambled for a first down.

I was mesmerized. 

Fake Auburn put up 21 points.  Fake Jake helped hold LSU to 18.  Two FG, two TD, went for two both times and failed.

What's a great white look like from above?