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Happy birthday
« on: September 16, 2012, 11:55:45 AM »
To the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff! Happy birthday, Sani.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2012, 12:10:21 PM »
Happy happy joy joy to Sani.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2012, 12:22:12 PM »
I suspect there's a batch of collards due to be stirred today.

Happy birthday.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2012, 01:12:32 PM »
Appreciate it guys.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2012, 01:16:07 PM »
Birthday face. I want some.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2012, 02:16:20 PM »
Happy Happy, uncle Sani!!!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2012, 04:25:04 PM »
Happy Birthday to one of the very few motherfuckers that can make red hair look good.  <3 Mwah!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2012, 04:28:58 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2012, 05:06:36 PM »
You?  You, I will make a sammich.

Happy birthday, darlin'. XXXOXO!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2012, 08:22:26 PM »
Happy bday you old jarhead pervert!

How many people will rub Howard's rock today?
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2012, 09:18:26 PM »
He's gonna pick up some ladies at Chuck E Cheese, and make it hail with game tokens
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2012, 11:52:24 PM »
I was going to jump out of a birthday cake naked for you, but I heard that Buzz beat me to it.

Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2012, 12:18:47 AM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on September 16, 2012, 11:52:24 PM
I was going to jump out of a birthday cake naked for you, but I heard that Buzz beat me to it.

Happy birthday!

You too slow
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2012, 01:35:25 PM »
Happy Belated Birthday Fucker! 
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2012, 02:10:40 PM »
You old.  Happy Birthday shitfuckballs
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2012, 02:35:47 PM »
Yes. Happy. Old people rule!
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2012, 03:29:18 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 17, 2012, 02:10:40 PM
You old.  Happy Birthday shitfuckballs

I'm betting he was busy stirring collards and playing video games.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2012, 06:21:00 PM »
Happy one day lated, Marine
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2012, 06:26:40 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2012, 06:21:00 PM
Happy one day lated, Marine

Now, just where in the hell have you been?!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2012, 08:39:52 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on September 17, 2012, 06:26:40 PM
Now, just where in the hell have you been?!
He was getting a nail job and Brazilian wax down at Miss Lucille's.
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