Who's Off The Wagon?

[Godfather]

The real reason Calvin hates Auburn has nothing to do with Chizik and everything to do with the fact that his oldest daughter's getting dicked down by an Auburn High School kid.

But he's "dealing with the Auburn thing".

Wonder if his daughter knows what old Mommy is up too?

[wesfau2]

Snap.

[Token]

Holy.  Fuck. 

This needs to have it's on place so this football talk doesn't interfere!

[GH2001]

Wonder if his daughter knows what old Mommy is up too?

Fucker deserves every shred of what he is getting.

Nice anti Auburn/Cam posts he has on facebook too. Fucker was screaming Scam Newton from the rooftops with the rest of his breathren.

[dallaswareagle]

It's not the coaches fault. The players are the ones out there on the field. They need to start tackling better (they go over tackling drills in practice every day, it's nothing new, it's been nearly the same for the past 200 years).

Ok I'll give you that-then why are we where we are in player development in year 4 of a coach?

And using bama as a measuring stick. Year 4 under nick they were much better than we are.

And don’t give me its Apples to Oranges. It is football.

And let’s play hypothetical, let’s say we lose

LSU   31-14
Arky  35-14
Dawgs 31-10
Bama   49-7 
Would you say there is a problem now?

[JR4AU]

Wonder if his daughter knows what old Mommy is up too?

[Kaos]

Ok I'll give you that-then why are we where we are in player development in year 4 of a coach?

And using bama as a measuring stick. Year 4 under nick they were much better than we are.

And don’t give me its Apples to Oranges. It is football.

And let’s play hypothetical, let’s say we lose

LSU   31-14
Arky  35-14
Dawgs 31-10
Bama   49-7 
Would you say there is a problem now?

Nobody cares anymore.  It's weasel roadkill day. 

[AUJarhead]

LSU   31-14
Arky  35-14
Dawgs 31-10
Bama   49-7 

You really think our offense can improve that much?

[Godfather]

Honestly, I am thinking if we score 7 on LSU this weekend I will consider it a win.   Hate to give fucking anything to uat...lets just say if we played them tomorrow our score would look like the Arkansas score.

[The Prowler]

See, newbies? This is what happens when you pretend to be an Auburn fan and we find out that you're an inbred retarded bammer fan instead.

[Tiger Wench]

See, newbies? This is what happens when you pretend to be an Auburn fan and we find out that you're an inbred retarded bammer fan instead.

In the past 72 hours you have accused 90% of this board of being an inbred retarted bammer fan, including GF.  Hope you have some photoshop skillz.

[RWS]

See, newbies? This is what happens when you pretend to be an Auburn fan and we find out that you're an inbred retarded bammer fan instead.

In all fairness, you're and inbred retarded Auburn fan. So, I'm not sure where that puts you on the totem pole.

[dallaswareagle]

You really think our offense can improve that much?

I was thinking it would be against their 3rd string and some band members.

[ssgaufan]

In all fairness, you're and inbred retarded Auburn fan. So, I'm not sure where that puts you on the totem pole.

You really shouldn't be pointing any fingers.

[Tiger Wench]

I was thinking it would be against their 3rd string and some band members.

I don't know - didn't their trombone guy kick Damon Duvall's ass in the endzone one year?

[Buzz Killington]

I don't know - didn't their trombone guy kick Damon Duvall's ass in the endzone one year?

I believe that was 10RC's tromboner

[The Prowler]

In the past 72 hours you have accused 90% of this board of being an inbred retarted bammer fan, including GF.  Hope you have some photoshop skillz.

Maybe you should learn to read...I stated that anyone that wants to fire everyone and not give the coaches and the team a chance to improve are retarded, inbred fans.  I said nothing about being bammer fans.

Not every retarded, inbred fan is a bammer fan, but every bammer fan is retarded and inbred.

[Saniflush]

You know when he was hired I was the only one of you bastiches who dared to refuse to toe the party line. It has taken a while but goddamn it enough with the bammer comments.
I am not nor have I ever been a mother fucking bammer. 
Again I challenge you to go back and find one instance where I ever took a pro bama stance. Never in my entire life. Good lord you people open your fucking eyes.

But there is some consolation that you are finally beginning to call a dumb fuck like prowler a dumb fuck.

Come out come out wherever you are.

[GH2001]

Come out come out wherever you are.

Funny how he said this......

Again I challenge you to go back and find one instance where I ever took a pro bama stance. Never in my entire life.

I wonder if he would like to put a wager on that? Because I think it can be found.

[AUChizad]

Funny how he said this......

I wonder if he would like to put a wager on that? Because I think it can be found.

Yeah, there's plenty to choose from.

Imagine this douche in social settings.

"Hehe. Check THIS out. So basically what I do with mah free time, is I've created this fake internet persona, right? And get this - he's a Auburn fan. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. See this Auburn fan hates Cheese-Nik. Also I made up this whole thing about Pat Dye fuckin over mah fam'ly. I was vague enough about it that those dumb barners have GOT to believe it. So basically what I do is I take this act on the road. I'm on about 13 or 14 different Auburn boards. MAN it burns them barners up when I say I'm a Auburn fan but talk about wontin Cheese-Nik to be farred. Hehe. It's GREAT man. Then I talk about Dye an what a filthy cheater he was and still is. And tell 'em I'm real in-the-know lak. They can tell cause I tell em stuff about how Dye's really pullin all the strangs in that program, and, well, ERRbody knows that's what's really goin on on them Plains."