« Reply #120 on: September 18, 2012, 10:11:35 AM »
Yeah, there's plenty to choose from.
Imagine this douche in social settings.
"Hehe. Check THIS out. So basically what I do with mah free time, is I've created this fake internet persona, right? And get this - he's a Auburn fan. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. See this Auburn fan hates Cheese-Nik. Also I made up this whole thing about Pat Dye fuckin over mah fam'ly. I was vague enough about it that those dumb barners have GOT to believe it. So basically what I do is I take this act on the road. I'm on about 13 or 14 different Auburn boards. MAN it burns them barners up when I say I'm a Auburn fan but talk about wontin Cheese-Nik to be farred. Hehe. It's GREAT man. Then I talk about Dye an what a filthy cheater he was and still is. And tell 'em I'm real in-the-know lak. They can tell cause I tell em stuff about how Dye's really pullin all the strangs in that program, and, well, ERRbody knows that's what's really goin on on them Plains."
He gots mad skillz.
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