The Jake Holland Comedy Hour

Townhallsavoy · « **on:** September 15, 2012, 12:35:20 PM »

Our football team.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #1 on:** September 15, 2012, 12:47:05 PM »

Offense looked good. Frazier's still a little shaky but i think our athletes will run away with this one.

The Six · « **Reply #2 on:** September 15, 2012, 12:48:40 PM »

Light in the loafers this linebacker seems

AUChizad · « **Reply #3 on:** September 15, 2012, 12:54:45 PM »

Frazier is looking better so far, thank Christ. Granted, it's ULM.

Maybe there's hope for him to develop into a serviceable QB after all?

AUChizad · « **Reply #4 on:** September 15, 2012, 12:55:37 PM »

Aaaaand the 50 yard TD bomb negated due to an illegal formation...

The Six · « **Reply #5 on:** September 15, 2012, 12:56:11 PM »

Then the slow motion duck over the line is swatted to the turf.

The they preview the Bham bowl.

jmar · « **Reply #6 on:** September 15, 2012, 12:57:19 PM »

Quote from: TheSix on September 15, 2012, 12:48:40 PM

Light in the loafers this linebacker seems

Eh the Staches boy has quite a mane on him as well (at least by his photos) Guess it was a package deal.

The Six · « **Reply #7 on:** September 15, 2012, 12:58:42 PM »

Quote from: jmar on September 15, 2012, 12:57:19 PM

Eh the Staches boy has quite a mane on him as well (at least by his photos) Guess it was a package deal.

= porn star look.

JH5 = get pounded for being a prankster look

jmar · « **Reply #8 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:01:06 PM »

Quote from: TheSix on September 15, 2012, 12:58:42 PM

= porn star look.

JH5 = get pounded for being a prankster look

Here's to not looking like pathetic losers.

The Six · « **Reply #9 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:03:07 PM »

UL-M has two quarterbacks that can play and we have maybe one?

RWS · « **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:05:23 PM »

I thought you guys were bullshitting about Holland. At least a little. In 5 snaps, I saw a RB run right past him, saw him getting pushed around by OLs that are getting to the second level, and looking generally confused as fuck about what he's supposed to be doing. And if he's truly 241 lbs, then I'll see you guys in Bryant Denny in November.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #11 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:06:48 PM »

Quote from: RWS on September 15, 2012, 01:05:23 PM

I thought you guys were bullshitting about Holland. At least a little. In 5 snaps, I saw a RB run right past him, and saw him getting pushed around by OLs that are getting to the second level, and looking generally confused as fuck about what he's supposed to be doing.

. Worst linebacker Live ever seen. He has to be miserable out there.

Token · « **Reply #12 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:08:16 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 15, 2012, 01:06:48 PM

. Worst linebacker Live ever seen. He has to be miserable out there.

Kidding aside, if they took the assignments off him I wonder if he could do better. He looks lost before the snap, trying to figure out wtf is going on. I feel bad for him.

jmar · « **Reply #13 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:09:15 PM »

Quote from: RWS on September 15, 2012, 01:05:23 PM

I thought you guys were bullshitting about Holland. At least a little. In 5 snaps, I saw a RB run right past him, saw him getting pushed around by OLs that are getting to the second level, and looking generally confused as fuck about what he's supposed to be doing.

He's in about 30% of the plays and non-existent in the others.

jmar · « **Reply #14 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:11:31 PM »

Quote from: Token on September 15, 2012, 01:08:16 PM

Kidding aside, if they took the assignments off him I wonder if he could do better. He looks lost before the snap, trying to figure out wtf is going on. I feel bad for him.

Me too Token. but apparently no one else possesses communication skills.

The Six · « **Reply #15 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:12:33 PM »

Well the D Line seems to be playing hard today. That's something positive.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #16 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:12:56 PM »

Quote from: Token on September 15, 2012, 01:08:16 PM

Kidding aside, if they took the assignments off him I wonder if he could do better. He looks lost before the snap, trying to figure out wtf is going on. I feel bad for him.

I don't think anyone is kidding. I know I'm not. Assignments aren't the reason why he's getting tossed around.

The Six · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:13:34 PM »

just lit Holland up like a Chesterfield

AUChizad · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:14:09 PM »

getting in Jake's ass right now.

RWS · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2012, 01:15:20 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 15, 2012, 01:06:48 PM

He has to be miserable out there.

Has to be. I wonder if he would do any better as a pass rush specialist on the outside or something? He is an athletic guy and I think there could be some use for him somewhere. I just don't think he has it between the ears to be the mike.