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Yankee Fan = Cowboys Fan
« on: September 17, 2012, 04:20:17 PM »
Busted on video while humping in a nasty bathroom stall...

http://deadspin.com/5943639/nsfw-at-yankee-stadium-yesterday-two-fans-went-at-it-in-a-bathroom-stall-for-about-three-innings

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It was about the 2nd through the 4th or 5th inning.

Left field bleachers outside section 236 or 237.

Initially the bathroom was empty, but soon I noticed 2 sets of legs in a stall. I pointed it out to a few people . . . more and more people started to notice and some must have told others who were not in the bathroom, who showed up just to see this. The story gained some legs and in a matter of minutes a rather large crowd had developed. It must be noted that a couple of the on-lookers were stadium employees. I found a little irony in it . . . they weren't security personnel but they were equipped with walkie-talkies. Thought it was amusing that they should probably be using one of those walkie-talkies to call someone to do something about it . . . no one wants to blow the whistle on something as epic as this!!!

Seems impossible to me, but the couple appeared to be oblivious to the surrounding crowd / on-lookers / amateur photographers. At one point, there was a brief time where people were legitimately jockeying for position outside the stall to take pics either over or under, and even standing up on the toilet bowl on the neighboring stall ie . . the video I have :)

The beginning of the end was when one on-looker screamed out "Make that bitch scream." The couple finally realized they were being watched . . . there were a few words exchanged b/w an onlooker and the porn star . . . they both told each other to go fuck themsevles . . the onlooker eventually banged on the door and told the porn star he'll fuck him up. Nothing materialized from it though. Amazingly enough the couple actually still went at it for a few more minutes afterward. At that point stadium employes had alerted security.
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Re: Yankee Fan = Cowboys Fan
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2012, 04:27:00 PM »
Bucket list.
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Re: Yankee Fan = Cowboys Fan
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2012, 04:28:49 PM »
Bucket list with VV

Does it have to be a Yankees game?
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Re: Yankee Fan = Cowboys Fan
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2012, 08:42:39 PM »
It takes a special kind of gal to agree to a bacon making session in a shitter stall.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

Re: Yankee Fan = Cowboys Fan
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2012, 09:07:26 PM »
It takes a special kind of gal to agree to a bacon making session in a shitter stall.
I love my sister...
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Re: Yankee Fan = Cowboys Fan
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2012, 09:13:59 PM »
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A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
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Re: Yankee Fan = Cowboys Fan
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2012, 07:11:58 AM »
The pictures and video are hardly even worth mentioning.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."