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Auburn, Jovon Robinson Reportedly Being Investigated By Multiple Media Outlets

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I'm not buying it until I see a legit journalist stand by it.

Please to be pointing at one?  They would all sell their mothers, whore their sisters and send their kids to a Sandusky pee wee camp to break shit, be it right or wrong.
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Barrett Salee just reported that he's never seen so many reports about a report that hasn't been reported yet. :facepalm:
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Barrett Salee just reported that he's never seen so many reports about a report that hasn't been reported yet. :facepalm:

What report?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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”multiple media people are 'investigating'”...yeah, I'm not worried. I hope they dig real deep into Memphis and report any all findings.

Sound the alarm when the headlines read ”multiple radio call in personalities and massage board posters are actively investigating”.
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What report?

Didn't you get the memo?  There's a new cover sheet for the TPS reports.
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Nothing like media shitheads making (manufacturing?) the news so other media shitheads can report on it.

How did things get so backwards?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Shocking, because Chizik's always so talkative to the media types...
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Chances are very high, that the "media outlets" are following up "tips" from anonymous callers with a 205, 334, 251 or 938 area codes, or from ghost email accounts.  It will be a matter of who is willing to print/say the rumor thinking they've substantiated it through a "normally reliable source". 

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Calm down, this a ploy by Chizik to take the attention away from the field and remind everyone of how well he handles these situations.
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Please to be pointing at one?  They would all sell their mothers, whore their sisters and send their kids to a Sandusky pee wee camp to break shit, be it right or wrong.

Robinson and Doyel
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Calm down, this a ploy by Chizik to take the attention away from the field and remind everyone of how well he handles these situations.

I chortled aloud
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So forgive my ignorance, because I've only heard that there *is* something going down.. but what's the story? Is the new rumor that someone paid somebody to fudge Jovon Robinson's transcript or something??

I haven't seen any new rumors other than "multiple media outlets are checking into it".  Like I said, show me the proof, if not, then zero fucks are given.
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I haven't seen any new rumors other than "multiple media outlets are checking into it".  Like I said, show me the proof, if not, then zero fucks are given.

It's like this morning on the radio, the host says "We expect a report from Memphis any time now that could involve Auburn and sources are saying Alabama will be mentioned." 

Okay....report from whom?  About what?  Who is saying this?
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It's like this morning on the radio, the host says "We expect a report from Memphis any time now that could involve Auburn and sources are saying Alabama will be mentioned." 

Okay....report from whom?  About what?  Who is saying this?

Multiple twatters
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Here a twat.  There a twat.  Everywhere a twat twat
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