O-line is young
Our LB's suck
Our RB's are small
Our DB's can't cover
Our tackles are wearing roller skates
Our QB wears a dress
Our Head Corch is 3-1,756 without Cam
2 of our cheerleaders made a C on their Biology exams
We're cheating in Memphis
And Pat Dye still goes on the Finebaum Show
Is there any other positive news about Auburn I'm missing right now?