Things that are better than Auburn football

Shug Dye · « **Reply #140 on:** September 11, 2012, 10:51:15 AM »

Being Mike DuBose's secretary.

Saniflush · « **Reply #141 on:** September 11, 2012, 10:51:45 AM »

Being Mike DuBose's secretary.

Wimp Sanderson's

GH2001 · « **Reply #142 on:** September 11, 2012, 10:53:52 AM »

Gerry Faust's College Coaching Career

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #143 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:12:14 AM »

Sharing a plate at the Golden Corral with Mark Mangino

djsimp · « **Reply #144 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:15:09 AM »

Wiping my ass with poison oak.

djsimp · « **Reply #145 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:15:42 AM »

Eating a shit sammich.

djsimp · « **Reply #146 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:16:24 AM »

Having unsafe butt sex with Hillary Clinton.

Josh007 · « **Reply #147 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:16:51 AM »

Honey Boo Boo

I can't get enough of that!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #148 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:17:40 AM »

myspace

Saniflush · « **Reply #149 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:19:59 AM »

Enron

Shug Dye · « **Reply #150 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:23:38 AM »

Bedtime on your first day in prison.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #151 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:25:35 AM »

Bedtime on your first day in prison.

or shower time on your first day of Sandusky football camp

GH2001 · « **Reply #152 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:41:00 AM »

Opening a plant store near Harvey Updyke

Godfather · « **Reply #153 on:** September 11, 2012, 12:00:53 PM »

Bobby Petrino's Motorcycle

AWK · « **Reply #154 on:** September 11, 2012, 12:01:38 PM »

Godfather · « **Reply #155 on:** September 11, 2012, 12:04:50 PM »

The parents of Lyle and Erik Menendez

GH2001 · « **Reply #156 on:** September 11, 2012, 12:12:10 PM »

OJ's glove

Godfather · « **Reply #157 on:** September 11, 2012, 12:15:23 PM »

The smell of a turd covered in burnt hair

GH2001 · « **Reply #158 on:** September 11, 2012, 12:16:28 PM »

The smell of a turd covered in burnt hair

END. Lock the thread down. We have found the worst.

Kaos · « **Reply #159 on:** September 11, 2012, 01:04:11 PM »

Being a gerbil in the Richard Gere household