When Rammer Jammer isn't enough.... shotgun

[Kaos]

http://blog.al.com/live/2008/11/football_dispute_leaves_2_dead.html

When braying Rammer Jammer just isn't enough...

An Escambia County couple died Saturday after an argument over the Alabama/LSU football game ended in shotgun blasts, according to Conecuh County authorities.

Investigators said witnesses told them that Dennis Smith, an LSU fan, called Williams, a fan of the Crimson Tide, after the game Saturday evening and an argument ensued....

Soon, the Smiths arrived at Williams' home and the men wound up in a physical altercation, officers said.

Smith retrieved a pistol from his vehicle, and threatened Williams, who armed himself with a shotgun and fired two blasts, striking and killing Dennis Smith, officers said.

Donna Smith then threatened Williams, who shot and killed the woman, they said.

[Ogre]

Is it me, or does it seem like Bama fans average one shooting per football season?

This is sad.  I hope this fucker gets life in prison where he gets ass-raped daily. 

[AWK]

Ignorance knows no bounds.

[Pell City Tiger]

Damn, lose the game then take a shotgun blast over it. Talk about it just not being your day. Where ever they (the Smith's) are, she's probably giving him hell over this.

[Snaggletiger]

Damn, lose the game then take a shotgun blast over it. Talk about it just not being your day. Where ever they (the Smith's) are, she's probably giving him hell over this.

 

[JohnDeere]

WTF

You have some crazy fans in Bama Land. 

EVERGREEN, Ala. (AP) — Authorities say an argument over Saturday's Alabama-LSU football game led to the shooting deaths of a couple at a home in south Alabama.
Prosecutors identified the victims as Dennis and Donna Smith of Brewton. The shooting happened about 7 p.m. Saturday at the home of Michael Williams in the rural community of Owassa.
Williams was arrested and charged with two counts of murder. He was being held Monday without bond. A sheriff's investigator did not know if he had an attorney.
Investigators told the Mobile (Ala.) Press-Register that Dennis Smith, an LSU fan, called Williams, an Alabama fan, after Alabama's 27-21 overtime win and an argument ensued.
The Smiths went to Williams' home. Investigators said 41-year-old Dennis Smith had a pistol and the 28-year-old Williams had a shotgun and fired. 39-year-old Donna Smith was a relative of Williams' girlfriend.
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Emailed to me from a buddy in Omaha.

[Pell City Tiger]

Damn, lose the game then take a shotgun blast over it. Talk about it just not being your day. Where ever they (the Smith's) are, she's probably giving him hell over this.

Here's another guy getting hammered by the old battle axe in the afterlife.

Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
A traffic accident hurls coffin against the back of woman's neck

SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.

Police said 67-year-old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.

Barcelos died instantly.

Her 76-year-old husband, Josi Silveira Coimbra, died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.

The driver of the hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27666284/?gt1=43001

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

That's some "Final Destination" type shit there.

[Pell City Tiger]

Marciana Silva Barcelos: Josi, mucho quero la senoritas, mucho quero por cervesos, cigarellos, y mucho wiskey. Josi es morto y no mas sesso con putas in mi ciuadad. Mii va a la ceremerio y hablar a Josi, "Di mortuis nil nisi bonom."

SCREEEEEECH  - - - BAM

Clomp clomp clomp - slide - CRUNCH

Marciana Silva Barcelos: "Aye, mi cabeza es no bueno. Adios, mi vida loca! Yo finito esta noche, Aeeerrrrrrgggh!" - plomp thud.

Amubulance driver: "Mi Dios, senora Barcelos cabeza es similar a chorrizo! Aye, aye, aye!"

Josi Silveira Coimbra: "GOTCHA bitch! Mi caca en su leche."