Ok...we suck. We all know we suck. We all see writing on the wall. It's just a bit hazy, but if we squint, we can see that Chizik is not going to be our coach in the long term. We know that this is going to be a long year and that we are no longer a team to worry about. We're a cupcake. We're the annoying date before the big dance. We aren't going to be discussed on ESPN. We aren't going to be considered when discussing the top teams for next year.
However, it's still only week two. We have ten weeks left to play, so what the hell can happen to improve this team?
Some positives:
- Despite being complete and utter garbage, our defense hasn't given up more than thirty points, which is even more impressive when you consider that our offense is anemic and our quarterback turned the ball over six times by himself.
- We do have skill players that are dangerous. Emory Blake and our running backs can do damage if given the chance.
- Our offensive line is young, but they've shown glimpses of being able to push the line of scrimmage.
- Our defensive ends can get the sack.
- Our kickers are solid. Even though we rarely get to punt because we have a player that gives the ball away six times by himself in two games, when we do punt, we have a beast punting the ball. Our kicker hasn't missed, and he can boot it out of the end zone.
So if something had to happen, realistically, for this team to be competitive, what would it have to be?
Here's what I think:
1. Forget the pro-style offense. We go basic. Run up the middle. Toss sweep. Roll outs by the quarterback that hit the tight end or a crossing receiver. Wildcat with McCalebb or Bray or whomever.
2. Go deep. Fuck double coverage. Fuck incompletions. Fuck worrying because we're probably going to lose anyway. Every receiver with speed gets to go deep at least once in the game, and we throw it as far as we can when they do. If they catch it? Huge play. Interception? Going to happen anyway.
3. Punt block is called every time we get the other team in 4th and long. Fair catch is automatic since we don't have quality punt returners anyway.
With these changes, I think we can beat LA Monroe, New Mexico State, and Alabama A&M. Arkansas looks absolutely terrible, so maybe we can compete with them. Ole Miss and Vandy are probably going to beat us, but maybe we can stand a chance.
There's no hope for LSU, Georgia, Texas A&M, and Alabama.