I will gladly wear the Homer tag. I would rather lose at Auburn than ever pull for anyone else. I am Auburn thru thick and thin. So if that's what losers say, well, I guess I am a loser. Never mind that every bammer or Corndog I have ever met could not carry my jock strap, including my husband. I relate to Auburn, not Auburn football, so to hell with anyone who says different. Sorry if I offended y'all, because you are all my brothers, but I am about Auburn University, and that's just how I roll. Yeah, it sucks major asss, but at the end of the day? I still have an education and I am not married to my brother. My kids don't have extra toes or a family tree with no branches.
So I win at life. War Fucking Eagle.