Takeo Spikes to start 200 game

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Did I ever tell you about the time Spikes was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Takeo chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

[Buzz Killington]

Did I ever tell you about the time Takeo took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Takeo takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Takeo yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

[GH2001]

So is anyone gonna answer Buzz or GF??  ANYONE???? Lot of questions, no answers.

[Buzz Killington]

Once, Takeo went to the Super Bowl.  He beat the Steelers 45-3.

[dallaswareagle]

Takeo patted Shane on the back one time and well you know the rest.

[GH2001]

Takeo patted Shane on the back one time and well you know the rest.

What - found a shovel to clean his mess up?

[Vandy Vol]

Takeo Spikes just became a pro-choice spokesperson:

. . . if you take care of things while they are little, then they never have the opportunity to grow up and be big.

[The Prowler]

Y'all apparently haven't seen Jumbo and I workout.

[Pell City Tiger]

Did I ever tell you about the time Takeo and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Takeo throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Takeo decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, "God bless him, Dont shoot him, he's a human."

[WiregrassTiger]

One time Takeo was at my house and we ran out of beer. I went to the store and he had intercourse with my wife.

[wesfau2]

One time Takeo was at my house and we ran out of beer. I went to the store and he had intercourse with my wife.

[GH2001]

One time Takeo was at my house and we ran out of beer. I went to the store and he had intercourse with my wife.

So? Any of us could do that.

[WiregrassTiger]

So? Any of us could do that.

Screw Takeo? I don't think so. He's pretty fast.