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2012 Democrat Convention Schedule Highlights

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2012 Democrat Convention Schedule Highlights
« on: September 04, 2012, 05:52:20 PM »
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2012 Democrat Convention
Charlotte, North Carolina

Schedule Highlights

Invocation by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

Tribute to all 57 States

"GD America" sung by Rev. Wright

Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

Salute to the Rainbow Flag

Salute to the Troops and White Flag Ceremony

Roll Call of the Blue States

Tribute to the Gitmo Freedom Fighters by Michael Moore

Personal Finance Seminars and Break-out Sessions led by Chuck Rangel,
William "Cold Cash" Jefferson, and Timmy Geithner along with a Special
Program called "Deficit Spending for Dummies" led by Barack Obama

Afternoon Golf Clinics on all days with Barack Obama

Celebration of Diversity Luncheon hosted by Joe Biden featuring tacos
and curry chicken.

John Edwards leads a seminar on Family Values

Free Gov. Blagojevich Pep Rally!

Breakout Session, Voter Recruiting hosted by ACORN, the New Black
Panthers, and the National Embalmers & Morticians Association.

Breakout Session, High Income for the Unemployed by using Obama's
Stash hosted by Barack and Michelle Obama

Tax Evasion, a Primer Seminar hosted by Timmy Geithner and Rep.
Charlies Rangel

Fast and Furious Effective Gun Maintenance, Seminar hosted by AG Eric Holder

UFO Survival and Tin Foil Hat Making Class hosted by Dennis Kucinich,
Jimmy Carter, Joe Biden and very special guest Ron Paul

Vacationing Tips on Someone Else's Dollar, Seminar led by First Lady Michelle Obama

Small Business Luncheon, "You DIDN'T Build That!" with host Barack Obama

How to Get a Huntin' License, Seminar led by Sen. John Kerry, who served in Vietnam

Collectivism, Corp. Extortion, Vandalism, and Squatting Made Easy,
Seminar led by Occupy Wall Street

Government Transparency Symposium led by Barack Obama and White House Spokeskid Jay Carney

Government Grants from the Obama Administration: EASY MONEY!, Seminar sponsored by Solyndra

Green Energy Frontiers: Unicorns and Perpetual Motion Engines, sponsored by General Motors and Solyndra, led by Barack Obama and Energy Secretary Steven Chu, hosted by the Honorable Sean Penn

Blaming Others and Dodging Responsibility, Break-out Session hosted by Debbie Wasserman Schulz and the DNC Communications Dept. featuring appearance by Barack Obama

Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fishes, Barack Obama

Suprise Guests: Chavez and the Castro Brothers!

Denunciation of Bitter, Clingy, Christian, Gun-Owners, speech by AG Eric Holder

Official Nomination of Obama sent via TXT Message and Twitter from George Clooney in Hollywood

Acceptance Speech as the Messiah by Barack Obama

Celestial Choir Sings

Benediction by Malik Zulu Shabazz

Balloon and Skittles Drop!


Roll Call of the Red States

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Re: 2012 Democrat Convention Schedule Highlights
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2012, 10:40:49 AM »
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