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Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity

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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #40 on: August 29, 2012, 12:49:27 PM »
I don't fuck goats, that is all that matters.

The sad thing is, most of those titles WE!! listed could describe most people on here.  #winning
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #41 on: August 29, 2012, 12:49:51 PM »
cheap ass?  Chopper's not still here, is he?
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #42 on: August 29, 2012, 12:50:29 PM »
cheap ass?  Chopper's not still here, is he?

Chopper was a Jew?
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #43 on: August 29, 2012, 12:51:14 PM »
Chopper was a Jew?

No, but he had a third eye for bargains.
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #44 on: August 29, 2012, 12:54:20 PM »
This Gentile and Jew were walking down the street when this incredibly hot woman passes by.  The Gentile said, "Wow, I'd love to fuck her".  And the Jew said, "Out of what?"

 :rimshot:

I just flew in from Boston.  Are my arms tired, or what?  Bada-bing
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« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2012, 12:56:52 PM »
Yea, I'm gonna need a clarification on some of those.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2012, 01:00:06 PM »
Yea, I'm gonna need a clarification on some of those.
It says the Saint's are dirty rotten cheaters.
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2012, 01:00:21 PM »
a marine pussy;

Hey! RWS' wife doesn't deserve that. It was only a few marines. And RWS was out of town. Not at BDS, but out of town.


And btdub...the new girl is going to take your fertile, divorce court loving, non movie quoting ass to the woodshed.
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2012, 01:00:37 PM »
It says the Saint's are dirty rotten cheaters.

Well....they ARE!
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #49 on: August 29, 2012, 01:01:32 PM »
Hey! RWS' wife doesn't deserve that. It was only a few marines. And RWS was out of town. Not at BDS, but out of town.


And btdub...the new girl is going to take your fertile, divorce court loving, non movie quoting ass to the woodshed.

He should have hired an attorney
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #50 on: August 29, 2012, 01:02:42 PM »
He should have hired an attorney

One who cares?
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2012, 01:03:21 PM »
Yea, I'm gonna need a clarification on some of those.

He could have just put "degenerate pervert know it alls" and covered everyone without all the typing.
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2012, 01:04:38 PM »
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #53 on: August 29, 2012, 01:04:56 PM »
You mother fuckers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fucker; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fucking sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shit talking fertile mother fucker; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fucker that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.

I will fucking bird slap you into next week!
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2012, 01:05:28 PM »
I will fucking bird slap you into next week!
He's got muscles now
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #55 on: August 29, 2012, 01:05:39 PM »
He could have just put "degenerate pervert know it alls" and covered everyone without all the typing.

It would have saved some typing time.  Lean manufacturing and all.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #56 on: August 29, 2012, 01:07:42 PM »
He's got muscles now

Fuckin' A, right!

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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2012, 01:08:29 PM »
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Re: Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity
« Reply #58 on: August 29, 2012, 01:12:41 PM »
I will fucking bird slap you into next week!

I'm confused. your wife said she woke up two minutes later...?
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