Battle For The Crown 2012 Smakity

[AUTailgatingRules]

    what the hell?  No hello, how yo doin?  No welcome back to another year of...?   All we get is just a half-hearted enter your picks and shut the hell up??   Doesn't seem like we're off to a very good start. 
      As it happens, I'll be in Abalama in a couple weeks for a little golf outing, and I'll buy a drink for anyone who can show at leat a little bit of enthusiasm for taking up this challenge.  I think this is my year. 
      I was in the hunt last year until being knocked out of contention when I was out of the office in a crucial week where the point total inexplicably skyrocketed.   Everyone else got to drop their worst week, but somehow my worst week coincided with some kind of yahtzee triple word score bonus by everyone else.   I'm not all the way to the point of calling shenanigans, but it seems kind of suspicious.  If something like this happens again I wil probably have to give Louis Freeh a call and get his crack staff working on it.

All the welcome to this years Battle For The crown was in a separate thread.  The sticky thread was SUPPOSED to be for the picks only.  NowI have to meddle through a shit to of babble while adding up the scores

[wesfau2]

All the welcome to this years Battle For The crown was in a separate thread.  The sticky thread was SUPPOSED to be for the picks only.  NowI have to meddle through a shit to of babble while adding up the scores

Cranky fucker, aintcha?

[Snaggletiger]

Cranky fucker, aintcha?

His doctor says he's getting too much caffeine

[AUTailgatingRules]

Cranky fucker, aintcha?

10 hour trip in the car with a 2 1/2 yr old and 8 month old yesterday.  You bet your ass I'm cranky 

[djsimp]

10 hour trip in the car with a 2 1/2 yr old and 8 month old yesterday.  You bet your ass I'm cranky

Fuck me. Thats torture.

[chinook]

here is a mathamatical formula for ya...

bonus game confidence... < or = to 9 = pussy

[Saniflush]

10 hour trip in the car with a 2 1/2 yr old and 8 month old yesterday.  You bet your ass I'm cranky

If the woman wasn't tending the youngun's she should have had her head in you lap.

[Godfather]

10 hour trip in the car with a 2 1/2 yr old and 8 month old yesterday.  You bet your ass I'm cranky

The smell from the back seat must have been terrible.

[noxin]

Fuck me. Thats torture.

That's one hell of a pickup line

[djsimp]

That's one hell of a pickup line

Those SnM bitches love it.

[Godfather]

For the AUTailgater, I split the talk out of the actual picks...you can continue to derail here.

Jumbo BTW you never made any picks you just reposted the schedule.


Be amazed by my massive throbbing veiny E-penis

[djsimp]

Jumbo BTW you never made any picks you just reposted the schedule.

I tried to give him a hint instead of flat out calling him a dumbass but I guess being a nice
guy just doesn't work around here.

[MarkChand]

What's up with the Texas A&M/Louisiana Whatever State game? Heard on the radio it is being postponed until October. Autr, you going to replace it?

[War Eagle!!!]

You mother fuckers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fucker; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fucking sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shit talking fertile mother fucker; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fucker that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.

[Snaggletiger]

You mother fuckers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fucker; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fucking sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shit talking fertile mother fucker; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fucker that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.

I got most of them matched up.  BTW, I look damn good in stone-wash jeans.  They're coming back.

[djsimp]

Damn, I thought "a marine pussy" and "a movie quoting pedophile" was the same person.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

You mother fudgeers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fudgeer; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fudgeing sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shoot talking fertile mother fudgeer; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fudgeer that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.

Hey!  I live just outside Rocket City!  I'm a Rural Rocket City Redneck!

[Godfather]

You mother fuckers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fucker; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fucking sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shit talking fertile mother fucker; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fucker that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.

Point of order my Godfather moniker does not come from the movie the Godfather.

Good show...though

[GH2001]

You mother fuckers are going down. No way I get beat by a terry bowden look alike who has a crush on Simp; a hippie; a stone washed jean BIL lover; a music loving engineer queer; a senile old navy fucker; a racist; a bird toter; a dork who doesn't know it; a porn loving china man; someone that can't type a coherent thought; a noob who stupidly uses his own name; a goat fucking sidewalking never been to an alabama football game "stereotype"; a moving boy; a Corleone imitator; someone who would defend his "hometown" like he has been there his whole life, even though he just moved to town yesterday; a dog fisting karaoke queen; a horrible shit talking fertile mother fucker; a marine pussy; a movie quoting pedophile; a rocket city redneck; a girl; someone who thinks they have the world figured out and thinks people "respect" him for it; a new girl; a colorblind fucker that spends too much time on the golf course; a wireless user cheap ass he is; a foot sucking, peewee football coaching so I know more than you if you don't believe me ask me and I will tell you and tell you and tell you and tell you and tell....; or a drunk pig who gets thrown out of titty flops.

I see Chad and Simp 3 times each.

[djsimp]

I see Chad and Simp 3 times each.

I don't fuck goats, that is all that matters.