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#GYPH
« on: August 30, 2012, 10:57:09 AM »
It's finally here: college football kicks off tonight.

Forget the off-season and its pedophilia, philandering and felonizing.

All that shit is done and there is only this game...for the next three months.

Soak it in.  Revel in it. 

THIS is the most wonderful time of the year.  Suck a fat cock, Kris Kringle.
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2012, 10:59:13 AM »
It's finally here: college football kicks off tonight.

Forget the off-season and its pedophilia, philandering and felonizing.

All that shit is done and there is only this game...for the next three months.

Soak it in.  Revel in it. 

THIS is the most wonderful time of the year.  Suck a fat cock, Kris Kringle.

Coal in your stocking this year
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2012, 10:59:23 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2012, 11:02:18 AM »
It's finally here: college football kicks off tonight.

Forget the off-season and its pedophilia, philandering and felonizing.

All that shit is done and there is only this game...for the next three months.

Soak it in.  Revel in it. 

THIS is the most wonderful time of the year.  Suck a fat cock, Kris Kringle.

I am so excited...I am just like a little boy playing with his dick when he's nervous
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2012, 11:08:54 AM »
I am so excited...I am just like a little boy playing with his dick when he's nervous


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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2012, 11:10:06 AM »
I am just like a little boy playing with his dick when he's nervous

Exactly like.
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2012, 11:12:24 AM »
Exactly like.

You're on a roll this morning!
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2012, 12:06:23 PM »

I'm a lead farmer muthafucker!

You more shredded than a Julienne salad, man.
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2012, 12:13:30 PM »
Weird feeling to start the season on, first Labor Day game I haven’t back to Auburn in about 5 years.
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2012, 02:24:31 PM »
Exactly like.

Damn....best short post evar
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2012, 03:15:30 PM »
I am so excited...I am just like a little boy playing with his dick when he's nervous

Then my son is one jittery ass kid...
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